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Katfid54

Certifiably Surly
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  1. You must not have kids. It's from a show called Daniel Tiger.
  2. Jerry coming in with some hot takes. What's next?
  3. It's either overt racism, or a trucker lingo invitation to fuck in a gas station bathroom.
  4. My suggestion: Delete your account.
  5. He's also dressed like he's randomly stealing articles of clothing (but not entire outfits) from CDC's closet. #FashionSurly
  6. If you could predict where he was going to end up, would that make you..... (wait for it) Nusstradamus?
  7. Good post. 5/7. Would post again.
  8. Or--and hear me out on this one--Helton is clearly a very terrible coach.
  9. Jerry, if you falsely get our hopes up, I'm going to (h/t @Burt Macklin on the cameo)
  10. Is this Doug Nussmeier's kid? (They look very similar to me. But, then again... y'know...)
  11. ...from the parking lot. Every play. Seriously. Orlando needs to go to the Mike Leach school of football to learn that the pythagorean theorem says that blitzing a defender who's at 7 yards depth from the outside shoulder of the tackle means your blitzer has to run at least 12.3 yards to get to the quarterback.
  12. That's like full-blown doubling his salary, right? Wasn't his original salary right at $3mm? And I wonder how doubling Orgeron's salary affects brokeass LSU's ability to moneywhip replacements for Arana and Joe Brady.
  13. They're not cute; they're insidious.
  14. Without Poona Ford or Ed Oliver at nose tackle, that "one year bump" is going to be pretty minimal.
  15. That's exactly what a deep cover vole would say.
  16. (plz ignore JUGS machine thread)
  17. Too sexual. This is a family board.
  18. Oh shit, does that mean he eats at WingStop? Gross.
  19. But, but, but... I was told Baylor was uniquely appealing to Aranda because he's such a good, Christian guy that he almost became a preacher1!!11!
  20. His name is The Giant, thank you very much. Put some respeck on some David Lynch shit.
  21. I know we joke about @Machinator, but maybe it's an actual bot?
  22. Now, if we’re looking for evidence that SC is the scary, sociopathic, “I’ll murder your whole family and eat their remains” identity, then I’ll just direct you to his entire posting history on this site, and the shag, for that matter. Live look at Sydney celebrating his sock accounts:
  23. Oh, so we're sizist now? Gah. All you Jillian Michaels motherfuckers need to LEAVE BRITNEY KETCH ALONE
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