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Stilicho

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  1. Tell me you made that meme though. Tell me.
  2. I'm assuming BT = brisket, not BT=bad_teammate.
  3. That whole "family photo album from our family trip to Aremenia" on the TOS would appear to contradict you.
  4. I for one will be glad when this spineless cocksucking shitheel will be denied access to a public platform from which he can spew his mundane ineptitude to the world.
  5. According to our Dipshit in Chief, I think you can contact them via email at george.soros@migrantcaravanjewishguy.org
  6. Not saying that this article is wrong (it's dead on), but this has been pretty obvious for a while. Anyone that even casually checks their Facebook account has been inundated by their Boomer family and/or friends incessant and virulent right wing political ramblings. It really has become the new, shittier version of that goddamn 1990s Rush Limbaugh AM station. But instead of trying to sell you on precious metal investment plans and male pattern baldness pills, they just take your personal data and sell it to Chinese tech firms. Who also try to sell you on precious metal investment plans and male pattern baldness pills, albeit with pop-up ads that feature hot women and shitty verb conjugation.
  7. Pearls aren't going to clutch themselves, you know.
  8. “They’re like real Jews. But better!” - Mike Pence
  9. David Ward looks like Steve Bannon's down-on-his-luck, currently on a gin bender little brother.
  10. Same in Oklahoma. Edmondson (D) is a bad choice for governor for the following reasons: 1) He appears to be a replica of Nancy Pelosi (this comes from some bumfuck editorial article from bumfuck Guthrie, OK in bumfuck 2011 I believe) 2) He's a career politician, specifically like Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. 3) He wants to expand Obamacare (anti-Obamacare is still a thing in this state) 4) He backed Hillary over Trump, yes Trump (that's verbatim from the Stitt TV ad, though it should be noted, all of these things are spoken by a cow. Literally.) The entire message for statewide office in Oklahoma revolves around 1) Liberal 2) Pelosi 3.) Hillary And people wonder why this state is a stand-in for Arkansas when it comes to cousin-fuckery and meth lab ingenuity.
  11. For fuck's sake. Every word in this post, when tied to your username, only serves to illustrate the level of delusion that exists within vast swathes of the population of this country. Take your faux-heroism and shove it up the same billowy asshole that you managed to shove your tailored jerseys and your Financial Times subscriptions. I would be less embarrassed if you offered to become an extra in the next Might Morphin' Power Rangers movie than I am as an American right now with your "fake offer" to go fire off "fake bullets" to defend the country against a fake invasion force. Fuck off.
  12. Yeah, but those aren't strictly ball skills. He seems pretty terrible strictly on principle.
  13. All of this might make a shit if we didn't have two fucking weeks to prepare. This isn't losing to a top ten Toritllia U team in '08. This is a crass abandoning of any sort of gameplan against a shit team. Anything wrinkles Gundy may have come up with should have been shut down after the first quarter. But, we remained shocked that Chris Weinke's homeless, gimpy ghost might possibly keep the ball on the ZR. Repeatedly. Scipio claims we have to pay a "Boyd Tax" every game. Well, here's our "Herman Tax" for the season.
  14. Two weeks to prepare for a wounded team in a hostile environment with maybe three difference makers on the entire offense. We were completely unprepared and shit the fucking bed on defense. Regardless of questionable officiating, we fucking handed these idiots a win on missed tackles, shitty defensive alignments, and terrible pass defense. We deserved to lose on sheer ineptitude and our inability to make adjustments.
  15. What an epic shitshow of clusterfuckery. We spent two weeks preparing for fucking nothing.
  16. His supporters have no idea what the term means. The rest of us have been howling into a hurricane wind for so long that it seems to no longer matter.
  17. What was the strategy Jesus advocated for the poor, wretched, downtrodden, and foreign? I'll wait for your Google machine to kick in.
  18. Yeah, but this is Rick Scott we're talking about here.
  19. That pic has to come from a selfie stick. Rosco scooters just don’t have that sort of visibilty clearance.
  20. The real question is what sort of “norms” do the 40+% of Trumpkins pretend to abide by? 2020 will tell the story of how this country truly views itself. Are we a country willing to embrace the never ending march of progessivism and enlightenment that led to our founding... Or... Do we decide to skip down the Mack Brown path of FUPM and burn it all down in spite of ourselves.
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