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SimkinsMan

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  1. Fuck yeah! Quinn came back to Texas and has taken on the mantle of leadership at the University. He went into Tuscaloosa and crushed those backwater bastards. He led Texas to a Big XII championship. Dude is a certified badass and has played an instrumental role in bringing Texas back to the top. Can't wait to see where this ride ends.
  2. I'm trying to think of anything that Elko has done that has impressed since his hiring. Not the coaching staff. Not recruiting. Not portal. Not shitting on his Duke players on the way out. That button is the most impressive thing we've seen so far, I guess.
  3. Boudin King in Jennings, LA, is about the only good stopping point I can recommend.
  4. Take the bet, or maybe have a coke and a smile and STFU.
  5. Good bull. Love to see Good Ags looking out for the interests of other Ags. 78Eagle is clearly looking at this in a non-biased way, and focused on what’s best for the kids.
  6. I'm not sure we realize how good we have it. Texas is in the college football playoffs. Also, we have a head coach who both understands the importance of the trenches, but can also call the fuck out of an offense. Said coach can also recruit like a witch and has the athletic department aligned. Also, we recruited the no. 1 player in the land last year, who happens to be a Manning, and he's apparently a total badass QB. So Texas is fucking back. And not in a sarcastic way. We are back and it's beautiful. Then there are our rivals. Aggy just hired a guy straight out of a John Pinette joke, and then followed that up with a DC who was fired by Mack Brown four years ago. Plan 2024 is now more like Plan 1012 because they lost half of the mercenaries from the 2022 class, and their latest recruiting haul is dogshit. We are going to march into Pyle next year and crush those motherfuckers. Then there is OU. I don't think they have an offensive line next year. Also, they got to watch us win the Big 12 after beating us during the regular season, which feels like karma for the last 20 years. Speaking of the Big 12, we have scoreboard on every last one of those worthless, coattail-hanging assholes and we now can put that shit on ignore. Also, Brett Yormark. It was fun as fuck to boo that asshole in Arlington and shithead had to stand there and take it. Speaking of dickheads, it's only a matter of time before Fuck Farrell goes to prison for trying to bang an underage girl, we never have to listen to Tim Brando call another Texas game, and FCB is sitting home alone tonight. So fuck all those hoes. I guess the bottom line is that we are pretty much on top of the world, and it's Christmas Eve, and this community fucking rocks. So bottoms up, assholes.
  7. Deion loaded up on a lot of junk in the portal again.
  8. Sark after Dark strikes again!
  9. I think we can be confident that Elko's lips like sugar.
  10. Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Buffets, Buyouts, and Blowouts
  11. It’s right there in his bio: best in the business.
  12. This is a hysterical comparison. 2017 was the first year there was an early signing period, and only about 60 percent of players signed early. Now that there is more familiarity with the concept, the early signing day number is about 90 percent. But nice comparison anyway, Brauny. Enjoy the Elko magic.
  13. I don’t know shit, but I’d guess it’s Ryan Williams.
  14. Aggy is taking Stewart's departure with all the fortitude they can muster.
  15. Sark has made a big deal out of building culture at Texas. Up until this season it was not clear whether that was coach speak or real talk. Pretty clearly, after this season, it's very real. Stuff like letting Jonathan Brooks take a snap in the Big 12 Championship is indicative of a strong culture. The team's fight-to-the-end mentality is indicative of strong culture. Texas is now in a position where they have NIL money, and an attractive program for WR portal candidates, such that they can be selective. We want Adonai Mitchells, not Agiye Halls. So Sark is not going to take a WR that fucks up that culture. Is Stewart talented? Heck yes. Will he be a good culture fit? Us plebes on the interwebs can't answer that.
  16. To be fair, this could easily be the Surly motto™.
  17. Yes, he's sure about that. UT staff recruited Hibbler from the start to the end of this recruiting class. They liked him a lot.
  18. I'm laughing and pointing at the jackasses discussing roads and potholes on the transfer thread.
  19. Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.
  20. A 75 percent confidence prediction is effectively a stone-cold lock.
  21. First of all, it's PLAN 2024. Secondly, as we speak, the Elk sharpening his antlers for a glorious charge through the SEC in 2024. Come on Tarp, it's the off season now. Time to build the rubes back up.
  22. That's Goede Bull.
  23. They'll be extremely lucky if their "very dark" journey is only three years. Aggy is now surrounded by sharks in Texas, Oklahoma, LSU, Alabama, and Georgia. They have nothing to sell right now that those schools don't have in more abundance: a history of success, better college atmospheres, more talented rosters, and competent NIL programs. Aggy had its chance a decade ago when they left for the SEC and (briefly) escaped the shadow of Texas and OU. For a short time they were the "new new" thing and bags were king. Even with those advantages, however, they never got over the hump and were, at best, a top 3-6 program in the SEC. Now they'll be solidly middle of the pack, competing with the likes of Arky and Missouri for scraps. If they're lucky. It is fucking bleak for them and I am here for it.
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