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SimkinsMan

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  1. Early Heisman talk ...
  2. The Elk? More like a deer in the headlights.
  3. Aggy does two things exceptionally well: moral victories and excuses. Looks like the Wiggy narrative is already building.
  4. They deleted it. It was half filled with people questioning how good Colorado State was, and half of the people saying it was above TexAgs readers to stoop to watch tu.
  5. For those who don't know the name, myself included: Jackson Blackwell
  6. Colorado is going to wake up next year and realize they're back in the Big XII; they've had eight losing seasons in a row; they're in debt, and Primetime has left the building. It is going to be fucking bleak, and I am here for it.
  7. Four in a row! Seriously, dude, you should consider shutting the fuck up once in awhile. No one wants to wade through your inane diarrhea on every goddamn thread. Even on ignore you're a fucking beating. Like, I legitimately hope the next frontier in NIL involves an extension to Surly posters, as in No Input aLlowed. You'd be in line for a fat stack of cash.
  8. Three pages of edging from Brauny before he says, "It won't be Aggy."
  9. Did somebody say the narrativ?!?
  10. Prepare your anus for the Kenny Baker Supremacy Era.
  11. The aggies seem to think EJ Smith is going to step up. In four years at Stanford he had a total of 550 rushing yards. They may be barking up the wrong tree.
  12. Nahlin isn't quite the kiss of death on recruits as Geoff Ketchup, but he's pretty damn close.
  13. Thought I would update these numbers three months later, with football season on the horizon. Note this is the average of the last 12 "livestreams" for each of the following three channels. If a stream was less than 6 hours old, it was excluded from the analysis. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (55,500 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views August 6: 7,030 views (+9 percent) INSIDE TEXAS (8,200 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,360 views August 2,780 views (-21 percent) ORANGEBLOODS (19,600 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views August 6: 2,200 views (+4 percent) Probably the biggest change in the last three months is that On Texas Football is continuing to grow subscribers (adding 10,000 in the last three months, which is more than the total of Inside Texas). On Texas Football is emerging as the most widely watched vodcast (is that still a term?) in the Texas Football universe. We'll take another look at the numbers in the middle of football season, when viewership should be at an annual peak.
  14. This will not end well. (For Hamm)
  15. If you bothered to read the article, that's exactly what they did.
  16. Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.
  17. User name checks out.
  18. Very disappointed, I must say, that their t-shirts don't say TWELVE MOM
  19. Yormark and Weiser looking at this like ...
  20. Wow, satexas nailed it except for step 8. For aggy, step 8 is: "As a good Ag: Fall in line, rally around the new coach, and browbeat all potbangers who don't get on board with the narrative that this was our guy all along."
  21. If a guy with that signature can't get behind Saint Heef, what hope is there for the rest of Aggy fandom?
  22. Super popular Italian singer. Here's one of his most famous songs.
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