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SimkinsMan

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  1. This thread ... grown men talking about fucking their wives who look like Alf. You bastards found a way to find a new low.
  2. No one is repping that shit because we all have him on ignore.
  3. YOU WILL NEVER STROLL THE MOON IN A PUFFY SUIT! Perhaps my favorite skit of all time.
  4. And the remnants of Tropical Storm Barry were directly responsible for the Kerrville flooding over the July 4th weekend. But carry on.
  5. Here in the real world we see a bonafide star. Where I come from that's a great catch.
  6. My heart is not ready for more roughing the punter penalties.
  7. Not much new here, but bless you for an on-topic post.
  8. I can't wait to see this jackass fail hard this season (with all due respect to our resident UCLA fan, @Sbbruin). Ranking College Football’s Rosters for 2025 And quite a bit further down the list, tidily tucked in near Cincinnati... If you were wondering, Texas has the no. 1 ranked roster, in terms of talent, for 2025.
  9. I'm OK with bringing Kreul Intentions to campus.
  10. Lawyer talk not going away (but I wish it would).
  11. I love the implication of the article, but the only "news" reported on here is a top 10 list by Andy fucking Staples rating the top QBs in the Big 10. And Sayin is 7th based on ... intuition? Anyway, I hope he's dreadful and looks like a deer in the headlights when Bug Mountain throws his ass to the ground.
  12. First of all, I'm hugely appreciative of Bobby's support for the program and the information he brings. Most of the good things in the 9.95 business over the last two-plus decades are a result of his efforts whereas there are, mostly, a lot of shady characters out there. (Some of them are also shady in the sense that they create a lot of shade). So this is not a criticism but rather an observation. Anyway, it seems pretty clear from the way that Bobby is propping up Brandon Harris that Brandon Harris is his source.
  13. Good grief, I don't miss this fucking asshole and his schtick one bit. His little numerology games were such bullshit, and his time covering UT recruiting coincides with the worst period in Texas football's modern history. Fuck Higdon, fuck his shitty coverage, and fuck Charlie Strong.
  14. This is probably the best thread on Surly Horns, in terms of practical information and no trolls, and I just wanted to thank everyone for their contributions. I have taken advantage of several ideas here. Hopefully, one day, I can share something useful as well.
  15. Some ideas to rename the conference: MOUNTAIN WASTE YUCKY MOUNTAIN BAG OF SHIT AT LEAST WE'RE REGIONAL
  16. Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Recruiting through the Abysmal
  17. 51 running backs went over 1,000 yards last year. Wisner ranked 39th. Personally I'm grateful for the kid because without him our room was royally fucked last year. I also think if he takes another step forward this year, he could be elite with Manning as a more mobile threat in the backfield. Wisner also had 44 receptions so he's our leading returning pass catcher. TL;DR only dumbasses are sleeping on him for 2025.
  18. As I was reading it, grimacing through some of the more difficult to parse sections, I could see the writer sitting at his laptop beavering away on this update. And in his mind, it was just so cleverly written, so precious, so perfect that he couldn't wait to get it out the door on onto the website. Alas, I am sorry to say, it is trash.
  19. Alternatively they could actually use the 1* and 2* rankings.
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