Everything posted by TheRealChuckWoolery
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Agriculture/Farming Help
A lot of this depends on the variety of tomato. Do you get to choose this, or are you locked in to one?
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It's time to blow up the moon
honestly that comment isn't constructive at all
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It's time to blow up the moon
well if you can figure out some other way to blow up the moon so the russians can't do it I would like to hear it
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It's time to blow up the moon
1. It's useless. What the fuck is it for? The tides? Well good. Pirates are bad, I hope they get stuck. 2. It's just a bunch of stupid rock, we have plenty of that here. Have you been to earth? It's like 75% rock. We could make several moons from the rock we already have. Build American. 3. The Russians won't expect it. And besides, if we don't blow it up, either they or the Chinese will, and then where will be be. I'll tell you: Without a fucking moon. But we can be *first*. It's our Manifest Destiny. 4. "But, TheRealChuckWoolery, how will we see at night if there's no moon?" Man, fuck you, get a flashlight or start a fire or some shit. It's not my job to take care of your can't see nothing ass. 5. There's nothing to do there. like four dudes have been there ever, and all they ever did was hit a golf ball (that got lost in a fucking sand trap) and pick up rocks. You can do that in Manor, and you don't need a billion dollar rocket for that. 6. The moon industry is 100% full of nerds. They need to be working on something important, like blowing up other celestial bodies that are also in the way. Mars is bullshit, Venus is gassy af, and I'm not sure Jupiter even exists.
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I totally forgot about the Star Wars program
sorry, forgot to add i was serious
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
the number of antique soviet missiles that have been left to rot for 40+ years will fire, much less explode, is much smaller than you are assuming
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
or maybe we could do an experiment, make a bet with Yeltsin that we could pick some random hobo from the street to run the country, and instead *Putin* turns to a life of crime, but in the end they are able to corner the frozen orange juice market for pennies on the ruble
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
remember that time superman spun the world backwards and stopped an earthquake. Why don't we do that, and then we can kill Putin as a baby, we could drown him and make it look like an accident
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Economic Reasons behind Russian invasion of Ukraine
heard them shits was sideways though
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Economic Reasons behind Russian invasion of Ukraine
I think it was Jeffrey Sachs who said, "MF's gonna kill for that top shelf Ukrainian praline" Might have been Fukuyama
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I totally forgot about the Star Wars program
that still works, right?
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
If you want to. You don't have to, but it's not like it's gonna get mad at you or anything if you don't
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
And also you can have sex with them
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
No, but they're very pretty
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
full disclosure: I live on a banana farm
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Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
What if one were to preserve bananas in salt, would that be useful for something?
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Does our Dog have a magic pee pee?
Have you tasted it. Maybe it's nice
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Starting a career at 40
(asking for a friend)
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Starting a career at 40
Also what's your blood type
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Starting a career at 40
I ask, because you can get a lot more for eggs. Anybody can nut in a cup
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Starting a career at 40
Are you a woman, or a man
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
the Geneva Convention