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Herbie Hancock

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  1. No. Allegedly the cops found a dude burgling some shit, and they did what most here think cops don’t do and actually tried to effect some good in their community and arrest aforementioned burglar of shit. Burgle bro decided he didn’t have the time for piggy shenanigans and started blasting. Head Hog gets hit with enough lead from burgle bro (or other cop, holla Goines and HPD!) to warrant a get to tha choppa ride. Once dust settles enough that Roscoe P Coltrane can identify who shot Boss Hog, alert goes out because general consensus is anyone that burgles stuff then shoots cops is someone that feels not much left to lose and thus is quite possibly a danger to anyone in his path. People mad they weren’t smart enough to turn those alerts off years ago.
  2. Of all the things to be surly about, I didn’t have dumbshit emergency alert on my bingo card. But then again, my dumbass disabled those things long ago and didn’t have to deal with it.
  3. Idk what the depth for each is, or if there is one for each, but I can tell you that every fucking day for the last 9-ish years I have had to deal with 5-7 gas lines hit by fiber optic crews trying to install in neighborhoods. Fuck fuck fuck
  4. Entirely too common for someone to claim chest pain when facing legal consequences of their actions (typically happens when they’re in the back of the cop car). The hilarity of it being a cop this time is not lost on me
  5. Added a second date on the 11th. Only difference is Mike Mcure band on 11th and TGD on 12th. In other related news, appears Bleu Edmondson is back in the studio for the first time in almost a decade. Think it’s been even longer than that since he played any shows. Been a very nice week.
  6. Eh, after Joe Allen’s moved locations and then Deutschlander Garden closed up shop I’m not sure that town is worth wasting the ordnance on.
  7. You know the more I think about it ol’ Billy was right Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ‘em tonight
  8. Everything west of 35 and North of Denton disagrees with all of this
  9. Dude was unhinged and snapped. Much like the lady that drove from California several months back that nobody heard about. She planned to sabotage Air Products. Never set foot in Texas before deciding at 33 years old to drive to Pasadena and blow up their HQ and then sabotage a pipeline. There was a dude in Plano that tried to blow up an above ground Atmos valve in 2011 I think. 40 years old and lived at home his entire life. Lunatics are everywhere.
  10. FEMA resources, consisting of but not limited to various state task forces from Texas, NY, CA, CO and others were mobilized last Monday. They are all encompassing units that do search, rescue, recovery, structural collapse and assessment, and logistics and are capable of complete self sufficiency for up to 14 days without resupply. Anyone claiming FEMA is delayed or incompetent in their response to this is misinformed.
  11. Hopefully you’re not in Rockdale County
  12. I’ve got a better idea. How about you shut the fuck up
  13. It’s a new trend in the last 4-5 years. Irving started it, then Dallas and Carrollton followed suit. Then FW. Problem is operational cost. The bean counters and council don’t want to fund that position, but then they’ll shell out 7 figures in death and dismemberment when a guy gets hit on the highway. Or 6 figures to fix the frontline fire truck that got tagged. Then all the sudden they’re concerned with our safety.
  14. If I had a $20 bill for every time someone hit my fire truck or almost hit us, I wouldn’t be a dipshit fireman anymore. People fucking suck
  15. Oh my god that’s a fumble
  16. Wingo warming up at half but with his helmet and a wrap on the knee.
  17. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT ABOUT FUCKIN TIME
  18. The inability to get any kind of push and domination from our highly touted and highly expensive OL is by far the most frustrating part of this game thus far
  19. Holy fucking shit that was 6
  20. Holy fuck they finally called the hold
  21. For the love of fuck; it’s been almost 20 years and entirely too many of you slapnuts still can’t spell his name right.
  22. Via nitrogen?? Not a chance. Highly concentrated doses of H2S and HCN yes, but not nitrogen.
  23. Why? Because evidently I have a different belief system/ethics/morals than you. Doesn’t mean I’m right and you’re wrong.
  24. Asphyxiation by any means isn’t a pleasant experience. I’m not against the death penalty at all, but this is cruel and absurd. Whoever allowed this to be a means of execution has hopefully not procreated and released even more stupid upon this earth.
  25. Look, both can be true. In fact, they have to be because Randy is absolutely nuttier than squirrel shit.
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