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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I’m going to tell you a story. Keep in mind, it’s just a story and most definitely never happened. Maybe it was a nightmare, idk anymore. About 13 years ago a young and exuberant Herbie, full of gusto (and piss and vinegar) set out on his 24 hour tour to help the fine citizens of his fair city. After answering somewhere in the neighborhood of 16-18 calls for help, none of which required any special skill beyond being a halfway competent adult with a few functioning brain cells, it finally happened! A lady heard her husband get up to use the bathroom, and then a thud. She goes to investigate and finds him tits up, dead as a hammer. We show up with the cool shit, tap dance on his chest and then cattle prod the husband a couple times just for good measure and I’ll be damned if the crazy SOB starts breathing again! All of the sudden, a person appears in the doorway of the bedroom we are half in and half and begins to berate everyone in earshot about how his driveway is being blocked. Mind you it’s 3am, and he’s in his pajamas, but it’s a terrible injustice that there is a slew of emergency vehicles blocking the ingress and egress to his home. The neighbor has evidently been awakened by the flashing lights on the street, and now he is incredibly perturbed that we have blocked his driveway. So at 3am. With a kindofalive, but wasmostlydeadafewminutesago dude lying at my feet, and supplies scattered everywhere, I get yelled at and asked how much longer this is going to take or else he’s gonna call the police. People suck. All of them. Every color. Every religion. Every political affiliation. They fucking suck.
  2. North of Castaic in far NW LA county about 45 minutes ago.
  3. Y’all fuckin suck.
  4. 6 pounds ground venison, 2 pounds venison breakfast sausage.
  5. Idk why the depths of stupidity that grown adults will sink to continues to surprise me, but here we are with this thread and TikTok talk as a bright and shining example of that stupidity.
  6. I trained at the very first one that opened but was actually closed to the public during Covid, and then the one in Las Colinas. Incredible gym but an absolute zoo of people.
  7. Y’all are fuckin weird
  8. What behavior has this nitwit exhibited in the entire time that we’ve been aware of his existence on this earth that would make you think he’s capable of being smart about anything?
  9. Math is hard. Reading is harderer.
  10. How generous of them to throw the hepatitis in free of charge
  11. Did I miss the post where Bubba Thompson retired from baseball to get his Chris Weinke on at some shitbox community college in Gump-land??
  12. Much like the people that use the calories burned counter on their cardio machine of choice, those things are wildly inaccurate. Throw the damn thing in the trash and quit obsessing over tiny nuances. Put in the work, consistently, and the rest will follow.
  13. It takes about 3 days to get the smell off of me after work no matter how many times I shower. Working out a day or two after a fire it’s not uncommon to have the smell reappear. There’s hundreds of chemicals released when man made materials burn. Whole bunch of shit that ends in -ene (carcinogenic), hydrogen cyanide, hydrogen sulfide, arsenic just to name the more recognizable. IDLH, PEL and STEL for quite a few of these chemicals is insanely low.
  14. Smh fuckin nerds flagging the bird down like he doesn’t knew where his LZ is, or like he’s going to listen to hand signals from turbotards on the ground.
  15. We won 8 or more games 5 times in the previous 12 seasons before he got here. Dude did it his first year and then proceeded to win 12 and then 13. Hats off to ya kid, you helped make Saturdays in the fall fun again for this fan.
  16. Prolly? Last time I checked 205,000,000,000 is just barely more than 6x 33,000,000,000
  17. The absolute last thing I’m going to do is worry about the ramblings of an old drunken buffoon from Ohio.
  18. Ok, then don’t fuckin buy them?
  19. These slam and go hard.
  20. Anyone ever step foot in either? We stepped into CC one night when I had a babysitter and a hotel room downtown. I can’t imagine a douchier scene with the exception of Koe’s riot room. It was as if Varsity and Landmark bred with a chick from Azle.
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