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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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Now THIS is a way to go....
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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Detaining American citizens for a month to own the libs.
But remember, this is all just about ILLEGAL immigration, not [checks notes] imprisoning brown people because you just don't believe a brown person can be a real 'murican.
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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Josh Hawley has a BA from Stanford and a JD from Yale.
He is the embodiment of everything he is accusing "liberal elites" of being.
And that's funny.
You know what ELSE is funny? Data.
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Your dick would be better off with you.
That’s undoubtedly true regardless of the predicate.
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The Fox News crowd shows up after church on Saturday and tips fake hundred dollar bills with Jesus messages despite asking for a hundred modifications, 27 sweet teas and extra extra ranch
As someone who waited tables back in the day...the accuracy of this is brutal. Seriously, the absolute worst tables I ever had were the same folks who did big, outwardly obvious prayers and whatnot. Then they’d treat me with disdain, and occasional cruelty. It was jaw-dropping. -
1 minute ago, relapse98 said:
That's just awesome. Boom.
Yeah....shit, I don't even much care where the politician falls on the issues....if he's a duplicitous self-serving shitheel, I LOVE seeing him called out and burned to the ground. We need more of that. A LOT more. Like, infinitely more.
And, his Comms director should never have to pay for a pint again.
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1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:
During the Obama years, Zork would closely study pictures of Barack Obama looking for evidence of an erection in his pants. The great scandal being that Obama was supposedly waving around boners near women to sexually harass them. I wish I was kidding.
And I wish that I was endowed enough to have a regularly visible boner through my pants.
We all have wishes, man.
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2 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:I'm following Trump because he is not batshit insane.
Someone actually typed that.
Pretty amazing. I'm amazed.
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4 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:
Of course racism, sexism, and sexual-orientation persecution were legitimate problems in 1969.
When did they stop being "legitimate problems?" Give us some dates and milestones. I'm truly fascinated by your thesis, and want to learn more.
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40 minutes ago, zork said:Sure thing Senator Booker. PotUS is probably glad the SotUA is in the HoR and not in the Senate.(especially if he needs to use the can)
You know what I love about Trumpkins like Zork?
1 allegation from a partisan news source, and they have convicted and completely dismissed, say, Booker.
But.....17 women accusing Trump of rape, many with independent corroboration of their allegations at the time they made them, and Trump himself ADMITTING ON TAPE that he grabs women by the pussy.....well, that's all fake news, my friend.
That's a glimpse into the mind of a Trumpkin. Look at it -- you don't get to look away in disgust or pity -- look at it. That's what they think like. That's what they are. That's what we're dealing with. An irrational idiocy of unprecedented proportions.
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But, I mean, we still have 500 Torchy's locations, so we're all good, right?
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10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
Connect 4, imo.
Oh, I was referring to the REST of us playing chess. If Il Douche tried to play chess, he would move "the horsey guy" all over the board in one move, because "horses are fast and can kick, everyone knows that."
Our safest -- and also most dangerous -- bet as a country is to treat Cheeto Benito as an asset to be used by intelligent people, not as a creature with any agency of his own. The problem is, the intelligent people who are using him now ain't exactly working in our interest.
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Isn't that every guy's dream? I mean, "I'm dead, but my dick lives on" -- that's pretty good, right?
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In fairness, it has become entirely apparent that THE most important voting bloc in this country is the "easily-manipulated mouthbreathing moron" bloc. She's just doing what it takes to reach them, and secure their vote.
They're kind of like the new "soccer mom" bloc -- I mean, if soccer moms were drooling fucking idiots who would follow whatever fucking bullshit you fed them.
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30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
Well shit, that's not a totally terrible idea at first glance.
You play chess with the pieces you've got.
We have a mentally defective rook that shits itself and only moves backwards. But that doesn't mean we have no moves to make.
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Just now, 4th&Five said:
If it was so easy (putting a hat on) why would illegals be the only ones to vote over and over? He’s such a dipshit.
Well, see, the thing is, he's fucking making it all up. He lies more easily than most of us can breathe.
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Just now, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
Yeah, but we probably actually do have informants in there we don't want to lose.
Maybe. I doubt we've done a great job of developing humint there. Although Israel might have.
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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
Informants
Want to blow up Iranian nuclear operations? Use DOTARD's erratic mouth/Twitter to our advantage. "Iran has no idea what it's doing. It just arrested 17 of its own innocent people. But we do have a lot of people inside Iran's nuclear program who hate what's going on, believe me. High-level people. And those people are keeping us fully informed of what Iran is doing. They are good people, and Iran has no idea who they are. They can help free Iran."
Then proceed to watch every nuclear scientist they have tortured for days to try to break them.
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12 minutes ago, American Swindle said:
This assumes that the NAACP is the end all-be all entity that represents the collective will of the entire US African-American population.
Well, its vote seems to be in line with the vast majority of African Americans, so seems pretty on-target. But, I mean, if continuing with the charade of "black people LOVE Trump" helps you sleep at night, you do you.
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6 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:
Wait....I thought black people LOVED Trump, Blexit, all that stuff? Was that.....a LIE? I mean....I thought those polls showing 79% black voter disapproval of Trump were FAKE NEWS?
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25 minutes ago, retread said:
"What do you do?"
Lock 80 of them in the garage for weeks on end, lock their kids in a garden shed two towns over, and keep the buckets of water outside of the garage and shed?
FIF kids.
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1 minute ago, bolverk said:
The rest of the world must think English-speaking countries have all gone mad.
The rest of the world would be right.
Oh, and from my interactions with folks from a variety of countries the past couple of years, yes, that's exactly what they're thinking. Because they aren't insane, and can see what's happening in the light of day.
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Even when given proof, they don’t release US Citizens. ICE needs to be cancelled
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/immigration/2019/07/22/dallas-born-citizen-picked-border-patrol-detained-three-weeks
But he’s a messican. You know how those messicans are: even when they’re American, they’re messicans. Know wut I’m sayin’? -
Because he's a coward and he thought he'd have an easier fight with the rookie women of color.
This. He’s the lowest level of racist: the gutless pussy racist.-
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
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On some level, I have to admire their chutzpah. It's as if McDonald's just started shamelessly marketing itself as "America's healthiest restaurant. McDonald's makes you skinny, and increases your lifespan. Heavily salted french fries are the healthiest food in the world, and we serve them so that our customers can become immortal. You shouldn't eat at any of those places that sell salads and veggie smoothies -- salads are the #1 way that people become fat and die of combined heart attacks/strokes!"
The gumption it takes to say things that are patently false with a straight face....man, I wish I had it. It would probably make my life much easier, and more financially lucrative. All you gotta do is destroy and then dispose of any moral compass you might have.