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Zhorn96

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  1. They’re funny because everyone realizes Ketch is 2 beers away from actually posting shit like that. Maybe 1 beer.
  2. wait, is the "miles of meat" comment from the Aggy thread coming full circle?
  3. Hey, assholes, y’all are getting off topic with this Kendra bullshit. Also, I wonder if she does weird butt stuff. Asking for a friend.
  4. The solution is clear... feed some ham to Ketch and when he heads to the shitter, frame him for murder. Problem solved
  5. I bet Roach is about ready to put some picks in for the Horns. Confidence 5 on all of them
  6. So you're saying Wagner is about to go 12-37 for 127 yards with a TD and 3 picks?
  7. I never wanted to be a can of spray tan until now
  8. I have gotten to a point where I yell "You fat bitch" at my computer screen when he shows up. So I got that going for me
  9. Nah, it’s called the “Stanfurd Axe”. Furd chopped some Cal effigy in 18 something or other and Cal students stole it from them soon after. Rivalry trophy born.
  10. Zhorn96

    USMNT 2023

    Christ, this is end to end shit
  11. Zhorn96

    USMNT 2023

  12. Sun Tzu never mentioned tanks in the Art of War so either he or Elon are idiots. Or both.
  13. Noice! Suck it, Miami
  14. Now THAT is a porkable booty. Long live South Florida
  15. Oooooooohhhhhh, you need to use big red, not Dr Pepper. No wonder it wasn’t working
  16. Is that Jayhawk in prime buttfucking position? And is the Husky doing Prancercise?
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