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Zhorn96

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  1. Sun Tzu never mentioned tanks in the Art of War so either he or Elon are idiots. Or both.
  2. Noice! Suck it, Miami
  3. Now THAT is a porkable booty. Long live South Florida
  4. Oooooooohhhhhh, you need to use big red, not Dr Pepper. No wonder it wasn’t working
  5. Is that Jayhawk in prime buttfucking position? And is the Husky doing Prancercise?
  6. They lost a starting Guard to Mizzou and backup Tackle to Cal over the weekend. Heard their star Tackle got money whipped to stay. Haven’t heard anything else. Their old OL coach is at Mizzou now.
  7. Was he an alcoholic before he got to College Station?
  8. Headed to Cal this weekend. They need a starting quality TE and are willing to pay… I mean provide lucrative NIL opportunities… to the right young man
  9. Or Aggie's version of Penthouse Forum. "I never believed anything like this would happen to me. My aggy sister and brother in law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers..."
  10. Liucci dong gif in 3… 2… 1….
  11. 3 stars are the building blocks of all 6-6 teams
  12. It’s what I fantasized TAMUs roster would look like when their exodus started
  13. Yes but, his nickname is JMoney so he has to be good.
  14. I mean, I think I mentioned on here once before but when I was a valet in college, Mikie always tipped a dollar regardless of whether he was bringing his wife or any of his blond, early twenties “nieces” to the restaurant we were working at. So I’m good with people calling him cheap
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