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Zhorn96

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  1. Sideshow Bob is killing my chubby.
  2. It’s like 4 full games from Iowa
  3. 354 yards at the half
  4. I AM GRUNTLED
  5. I AM GRUNTLED
  6. I bet after listening to Lowell for a few minutes, the Russians would surrender even faster. The down side is, the Ukrainians would surrender also. Anything to escape from that shit
  7. There is literally no point other than to make yourself look like a naive dipshit. I would be mortified if my company ever even suggested putting something like that in there. There is no benefit at all. “Coach is REALLY important to us but he can leave whenever he wants if he feels like it”. Jesus
  8. Jesus fucking Christ… I negotiate contracts for a living and that’s the dumbest, hokiest shit I have ever seen
  9. Sooner and an Aggie are walking down a country road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. Sooner says “Hey Aggie, what do you say we help that sheep out?” While swiveling his hips. Aggie says “yeah yeah yeah.” so the Sooner gets behind the sheep and proceeds to fuck it. “Ok Aggie, your turn” he says. So the Aggie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in to get it stuck. that’s the nicest I can be to a Sooner
  10. Looch gettin’ chippy. Working on his top 44 list is stressful
  11. Explosive journalism even
  12. ZeroU's defense is not very good
  13. SIDESHOW BOB
  14. well that wasnt good
  15. Card is a gazelle
  16. for fucks sake, tackle
  17. well that didnt work
  18. Agiye Hall sighting on this drive
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