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ABSR

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  • Birthday December 7

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  1. I’m not wasting the good brisket paper on people as inconsequential as family.
  2. Those are the only bodies the Russians go into the field to retrieve.
  3. No one here has said this but she was tripped. You can see another woman (The hero we need) do it and walk away.
  4. And they get to play the same soft SEC schedule they had this ….. oh.
  5. At least they had cotton balls to dry their tears.
  6. So he stole three briskets?
  7. Meat judging fan … obviously.
  8. Well that’s why I do it! Same as everyone else.
  9. Now, now, now. I am sure Oklahoma would fully support this.
  10. Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brickhorn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Shitty Takes Lane with all the other stupid people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
  11. This is an Onion article, right? They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.
  12. From the outside looking in you can’t understand it, from the inside looking out you can’t explain it.
  13. So they may get the Credence back?
  14. And people who hate don’t care. It’s not about the individuals or beliefs.
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