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texas08

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  1. DKR packed with fucking obnoxious dogs. Lots of UT people sold their tickets, fuck that!!
  2. I don’t have a car, I don’t drive…but if you ask me to take you, I’ll rent one. FUCKING BOSS! Hahahha
  3. He’s not even thatttt short? 5’8? Straight up Argentinian flare. Every Argentinian I’ve met jokes around 90% of the time and exaggerates every situation to the max, and just makes things hilarious…think Italians with Latin flare, but better… haha. La concha de tu hermana!!!
  4. He flirts with female reporters anytime he is able to and he just does it in this hilarious way. The caption basically says he was at some event and noticed someone in the crowd wearing some sort of platform shoes with like huge rubber underneath and he’s like I love those. I’ll sign them for you. I want my own cause I’m a midget. Lolol
  5. Ok, Colapinto is fucking hilarious. sorry for the non Spanish speakers, but anytime he’s in front of a mic he’s got this hilarious flare. Vamos boludo!
  6. I think this shirt is like 10 years old. I’ll burn it in a fire now that I know this.
  7. Let’s see how many “a strange man trying to disguise himself is walking around my house” reports the neighborhood patrol gets. Already got a confused angry look from a boomer riding a golf cart. ITS ON.
  8. All hat and no cattle…go back to Canada ted
  9. Scared ass bitch Ted
  10. Ted getting bitch slapped on abortion
  11. Cancun Ted!
  12. Do I remember reading that ticket lines are such a shit show for race day that they eventually waive people in and ticket checkers don’t give a shit if you have a ticket or not? I haven’t been for a number a years and things have changed a lot. Has anyone just shown up on Sunday and figured it out on the fly? Angling for a random scalper or group of people trying to get rid of GA last second in person etc.
  13. Pony Up!
  14. Damn 0-5….
  15. Vance is a polished bullshitter. He’s gonna fling polished looking shit. Polished shit is still fecal matter.
  16. I mean, fuck…Walz is a normal fucking dude. Can he be nervous for 30 seconds? Gawd damn.
  17. Gawd damn who was that rude person
  18. Hadn’t heard the cow one before
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