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txduck87

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  1. Last kid graduates in 2 years. That’s gonna be all for us. Just can’t take not being able to live life for 4-5 months out of the year. Always be a Texan at heart but we are gone when his ass walks across that stage.
  2. Just had a colonoscopy this morning so this hits close to home. And fuck this heat.
  3. Makes it easy to find the honey hole!
  4. Damnit. Have to be quick around here.
  5. Headed there myself next Tuesday. Let’s may sure we stagger our pics so we can maximize the negging!
  6. We need a win tonight. That is my extremely valuable contribution to the thread today. You are welcome. Go Stros.
  7. To be fair, Texans and Rockets make being a baseball town pretty damn easy. Go Stros.
  8. Glorious day of rain in The Woodlands today. Thinking 2 inches.
  9. I spent less than I made and invested the difference in index funds for 30 years and retired at 56.
  10. Don’t quit your day job. Go Stros.
  11. +1. No shit. Jesus you are an absolute beating Derka. Stfu. Think you have health problems or something? Focus on getting better and give the rest of us a break.
  12. Me going outside to mow the lawn this morning. Fuck that.
  13. Right . And if my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.
  14. I am aware. So glad I upped my homeowners deductible to 5% this year. [emoji35]
  15. Kprc stopped by my house today and did an interview with me. He said ours was one of the worst he saw. Winning? At end he asked if I had any questions . I Wanted to ask if Daniella guzmans tits were real but thought that might be a deal killer. News at 6! Total damage up to 15k and that’s before the roof. I don’t think the fence is gonna make it
  16. It was Absolutley nuts. Lost my back fence. Just ripped it apart and this tree upended from the roots and sitting on my house .
  17. Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. [emoji35]
  18. Dude
  19. txduck87

    Getting old sucks

    Orthopedic doc, colonoscopy, and cardiologist all scheduled for June. Yeah baby.
  20. Man I love baseball. Go Stros!
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