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F250

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  1. Teddy and Lincoln were both avid wrestlers so it looks they are about to fuck Trump up.
  2. Getting sexually harassed by Jenny McCarthy and Katy Perry.
  3. I hoped he washed his hands.
  4. I used rather bland jalapenos and for the brave some chile piquin that I brought from my mom's garden. This was me at the table when I realized their European guts were not accustomed to the heat and what would happen later.
  5. As someone that attempted to bring the savory spices of Mexican food to Europe, I would advise against it. I was nearly arrested for war crimes against European buttholes. Apparently, telling them to eat ice cream to cool it off on the way out was not appreciated.
  6. Nah, he is just a major fucking dork who severely lacks social skills.
  7. My projection. SEC Champion: Texas National Champion: Texas Anyone that fucks around and gets in our way.
  8. The Heisman is a battle between Ewers and Arch, my dude.
  9. It's Colorado one of the most bland football programs of all time. They are like a couple that learned about doggy style twenty years into their marriage.
  10. lulz fuck heads.
  11. Coach Prime Colorado knows how to entertain.
  12. Well, Aranda is a former DC so you can't expect him to understand defense. Wait, never mind, Aranda is a dumbass.
  13. Damn, that was impressive, Colorado.
  14. All Gas, No Brakes!
  15. Heard should start.
  16. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter for more of these brilliant takes.
  17. Same. He went down awkwardly and I thought something happened to his knees.
  18. Damn. Arch makes it look easy.
  19. Meh, Sark could put me on the line in the ULM game and we would still win by 50 points. Granted, I would probably be hospitalized for a few months.
  20. Oh my God this thread is awesome. I've been laughing so hard I don't even remember the original purpose of this thread. *checks notes* Oh yes, goofy loafers with a cock-eyed Longhorn logo.
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