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CptnJiggleBits

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  1. Kinda seems more like...if all things are equally shitty through practice, select the qb who hasnt proven to be an in game liability.
  2. All bark no bite, give QE the reps
  3. Texags... "cause thayre all gay" "Got pics of theyre practis"
  4. So he's just drunk. That's alright. We can work with drunks. He can sober up. I read ya
  5. What about the barking? How's the barking? Are they barking well? Can yall hear the barking? Somebody has got to tell about the got damn barking!
  6. Westbrook had multiple hits that made me immediately question if the opposing player might be dead. Leeland McElroy '95 hit was art. He also ran him down in the open field. Mind you McElroy ran a 3.2 40 and benched 900lbs
  7. Funny thing. That forum began with the title, "I'd Pee in Her but....." It was meant to discuss why one would not pee in a particular posterior. Due to the fact everyone on Surly is willing to pee in any butt, anytime, anywhere (see Holly Rowe thread) said forum never recieved posts and never developed. Therefore, the title was changed to "I'd pee in Her Butt" and became the bastion of erectional discourse we know and love today.
  8. Cant stand the NFL, will not watch it. "Established players are kinda rare." It is not rare for a player to perform well for say.. consecutive seasons. That's what makes a good player good. "All we have to go on is potential." I get your point. But isn't that also the problem. Potential means you havent done it yet and if that's all we are going on then having a shutdown defense is rather unlikely. Hope I'm wrong and you're right but "shutdown defense" are some strong words. I'd be satisfied with an improved, or competent defense.
  9. Really? Hungry DL's, flashing LBs and 4 star DBs. Your description confirms they are unaccomplished and ain't done shit. I mean honestly there is not a player on defense who has ever performed consistently on the college level. Have you watched Texas football for the past decade? User name checkouts
  10. Damn it, 2nd Sat. of October came early this year.
  11. But but....he's barking out calls
  12. Goodness gracious. Here we go with the QB controversy. Simms speaks too quickly and over uses adverbs. Applewhite used too many double negatives, but had a good latina tongue and rolled his rr's. I just want to know if our guys are ending their sentences with prepositions and using ain't and yall properly.
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