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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Man I hope we hire the fOSU guy. He would make a huge addition, especially in the Boot. Akina is tanned, rested, and ready. Grab everyone from Ohio State, Notre Dame, Georgia, and anywhere else that has success. I'm kidding, but I'm also not. Meet James Simon. He's a fucking great RB who can run through tackles, had a freakish stop-cut and go. He's the real deal.LSU posters were pissed Kelly didn't go after him sooner. They were like "fuck! What is Kelly doing? This kid is elite!' They didn't even mention Harlem Berry, which makes me think Simon is probably the better RB.
  2. So basically our staff were too much of a pussy to try. I remember reading CTJ (I believe) saying once Bruce saw our coach he knew he wouldn't be sending his kids there. He literally laughed at how bad we were.
  3. God,I'm a dumbass. I meant Tramon Mark. Fucking idiot, ban user.
  4. Appreciate the lesson. I now remember the Matthew kids all goi g to aggy when Mike Sherman was there. Dude was an o-line whisperer. Sucks Bruce sent them there, but I get it. He didn't want the stank of inept coaches like Strong and Herman, so it makea sense. I doubt they would have turned out to be who they were had they come to Texas, and as hard as it is to admit, they chose the right path, especially with a guy who was known to coach them up.
  5. Gideon is a wizard with the safeties. Love that dude now.
  6. People seem to forget his impact. Without his knowledge, who knows how good the defense would be. Same with Kenny Baker making Collins a possible day 2 pick, and Broughton actually getting drafted.
  7. Meh. Someone correct me, but who was the last Guyer kid that panned out? I'm genuinely curious.
  8. Give me Tyler Atkinson and all of the Buford kids. All of them. Atkinson can look at Ant Hill and see where he can play, especially since Hill will be gone to the draft in 2025. An open spot for him to take advantage of. I hope the staff is selling that to him. Imagine Atkinson lining up next to Bo Barnes. That's just filthy. Then add in Lefau and we're deadly.
  9. Hey, I take time off. I do hafw work to do. But when my thoughts start creeping in about our team, I can't help it. Endorphins hit hard and I just can't help myself. We wandered the desert for so long I'm giddy knowing we're now a force to be reckoned with, especially with NIL. It's just so new, and we're one of the top 3 dogs.
  10. Can't wait for this kid to hit campus when he graduates. Trey Owens will be a baller, KJ Lacey will ball out, and Dia Bell will get us over the mountain top, like Arch, or even any of the aforementioned. Sark has done an amazing job recruiting QBs and WR'S/TE, and Choice with RB. Flood and his o-line will get better. We're just now beginning to assert our dominance before Sark and co lift the trophy. Not once, not twice, but possibly 3 times. James Simon will be a bad motherfucker. Don't sleep on this kid. He's the real deal. From now on, we'll be a top 3 recruiting classes. It's who we are now. Get used to it.
  11. Hey, he layed up ans scores with 3 seconds in the game, even with just 11 pts to crush aggys souls. He's good in my book. The icing on the cake is we also beat ou. Johnson had 30 pts, 3 assists, and hit 10/10 from the line. We haven't had a guy who can hit a free throw consecutive times in well, a long fucking time. The only thing holding this team back is Rodney Terry being one of the dumbest hires we've made under CDC. There's a reason he's been an assistant is entire career. He's a great recruiter, tho. I hope he's gone after this season and stays just to recruit only. That's the nicest thing I can say about Terry. He's one of the worst HC's in CBB. It's embarrassing.
  12. Tre Johnson is fucking freak. Tramon Mark is the injection we needed. Thank you you for the gift, you redneck,hillbillies. Fuck Arkansas
  13. From the top plauers liisted, I recognize one player- Dawson. I'm clearly waaaaay to you to know who the other players are. Give me Turntine, Robertson, and Ojo and I'll be happier than that time Peter Griffin out drank his dad in Ireland.
  14. Dude is a freak, and he will play. He'll get bigger and stronger just like Collins did. He's a special player. Unless Kobe wants to be shoved in a locker, I suspect it won't be an issue. Thank God we had Colt. He was a one man show. With that 1 second left on the clock will forever haunt Nebraska. That helps me sleep at night.
  15. He should wear this any time he's recruiting any Polynesian player.
  16. Honestly, and I'm being serious...I wouldn't mind OTF if they hired Jordan Scruggs. Seems like a decent dude who is a good contributor, writes good articles, and has actual sources.
  17. Commas, motherfuckers. Do you speak it???? Bragger braggington here. In a show of irony, they should do it at their vet clinic that they're so proud of.
  18. Might I suggest PCP? Your thinking will take you on a journey, as well as having the strength of 10 officers.
  19. I really can't believe we're doing this groundhog shit again like we've been doing the last 5 years under Sark. Turntine has been to Texas like 100 times; he's seen literally everything, so of course he wants to see other schools. We're landing a top 3 class again this year as the status quo. It's fucking January for Christ sake. We don't even start landing guys until June and July, and then some in August, and then guys who hold off until a later date. We lost Kade Phillips, who ended up as a 5 star on some sites after he decommited. Nothing is going to change under this regime. Man, y'all gotta chill. Watch some college BB and and let the staff do work. March Madness will be here before you know it. Same with our second Jr day, then spring game. We will finally get to see Arch. And then we fuck start fOSU's face at the shoe like we do to every OOC big time programs the last 3 years. We're back, bitches!!!!!
  20. Bro, seriously. It's almost hard to fathom. Without NIL we would still be wandering the desert and getting our asses kicked in the SEC. Now that we can get payers and landed the top class this year, shits about to get even more real. It really makes me wonder if we would have landed Arch without NIL. Hell, even Banks, Williams, and Campbell. know he (Arch) doesn't need it, but he wants to win. Now we can deliver that. All these 5* WR's, damn good to great TE's, Our defense has gotten better every season, made the semis 2 years in a row, so with all those new toys for Sark,PK,Nansen,and Hazleton to work with, we will almost certainly making the layoffs and we'll for sure reach the mpu t as I'm top at some point in less than 5 years,imo.
  21. All those WR's and no one to throw to them. They must have been paid a fortune to ruin their careers going to that shit hole.
  22. Enjoy Alabama State Also we don't need Tate. We have a plethora of WR'S with talent. And two 5* players who will play. I believe Lockett and Ffrench will be damn good this season, even as frosh. And we have a 2nd year of Wingo and Moore. Butler is suppose to be legit. We good.
  23. I'll get you high, so there's that.
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