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Born Burnt

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  1. Don't care. Got titties.
  2. Dammit, texifornia! I have as shit-ton of work to do today. But I can't stop checking this thread. MUST...HAVE...SCREENSHOTS.
  3. Sorority for conjoined twins. I'm intrigued.
  4. You left out getting lost in the parking lot while walking to campus and how a whole crowd of those good ol' Tigers walked you the entire 25 yards from your car to the building.
  5. Yeah, the kerning is unforgivable. Copperplate was in vogue in the early '90s and looks dated today. Sabon could be better if they knew how to use it correctly. The new logo is a nice cleanup, but honestly, it's one of those changes you just make and don't announce. Apple CEO Tim Cook graduated from Auburn. I wonder what he thinks. Is he on Surly?
  6. Thailand.
  7. Obviously one of your more productive work days.
  8. HIs sister's rack?
  9. Front row, far left with KISS face paint?
  10. Did the "J" get cut off at the bottom of that last word? Or did someone actually call him "limbo"? Limbo is a good name for someone resting on $75 million guaranteed until retirement.
  11. Aspiration and ambition are counterproductive here. In fact, everything about this place is counterintuitive.
  12. You obviously don't work in marketing.
  13. This thread has gotten worse than Facebook.
  14. I could look at this all night. It's like a scene from a naughty Hallmark movie where Lacey Chabert's character had to leave town unexpectedly on Christmas Eve for a client presentation in order to get that big promotion, so her slutty sister comes to help decorate in time for the town's Holiday Jubilee. Then after the party, she gets banged by her brother-in-law in a reindeer costume as Santa and his elves smoke week and watch.
  15. Bevo is ready Liquor flows through Surly's veins Go Fuck Yourself, Bitch!
  16. Relax and enjoy the moment.
  17. Holy fuck! An Orbital Mechanics professor pulling in a stud for us. THIS IS TEXAS.
  18. "Got Jimbo, not worried."
  19. Not sure about that pic. Looks like he's gettin' a Bevo bj.
  20. Glad you clarified. I was gonna neg you for wanting to replace the genius that is "Orange Slice Boogaloo."
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