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Texzilla58

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  1. True juicing is so wasteful. And the result is basically water and sugar. Get a VitaMix which is a useful multitask tool and it makes far healthier juice as it processes the peel and pulp and you keep all the nutrients. We’ve had our VitaMix over 20 years. It’s like a fucking Evinrude on your counter.
  2. I like the Pillsbury frozen.
  3. Wrong. I want the ball in the hands of dudes used to carrying the ball. I like luedtke but he needs to block. Fumbling is inexcusable. Bad call on mikes part. I would have gone with Rico.
  4. Is your refrigerator running?
  5. If she and the hubby show up at your AYCE Chinese buffet you gotta put a rat on the plate or lay a turd in your dim sum. Anything to keep them away. They’ll be your food costs in one sitting.
  6. Decent backups? If you’ve got a $50 mil qb and a couple other big $ players you’ve got some shitballs starting in a few positions. Cowboys are about to make some dumb decisions for 24.
  7. 71 making steel look all pro
  8. I thought Joe Philbin was a shit for brains OL coach but he got replaced with some real dumbassery. Two future hof’ers on this line, and 73 is grading out great. That points to shitty coaching, that probably can’t build his scheme for his talent. Let Zack Martin be the coach, we’ll be fine.
  9. Emily seems to have forgotten her ruminations about marrying her boyfriend.
  10. Lost me on the truffle oil. I’d rather have them sprayed with RealKill.
  11. Is your name Jackson Mahomes? Thinking you’re showing up at fancy places like that with 20 folks will get you turned away. Hooters will turn you away.
  12. Tyron Smith fucking out. Surprise! It’s his back. Fuck he’s fragile.
  13. Shaw is like 90. I think he’s banging the French lady badass. He’s got Godzilla cock. It makes that crazy roar!
  14. I’m liking Danish as we move into this. I think we’ll see he’s some kind of badass. That eyepatch comes with a story.
  15. I love chorizo but the grocery kind that contains lips and glands basically fries away into nothing. Don’t have an issue with cinnamon in certain Mexican dishes but not TexMex cheese enchiladas.
  16. Sorry about the medical issues. Once your parents get to a certain age you gotta enjoy them while you can. Live every day like it’s your last. Gumbo looks great!
  17. Hey, Lance Link was funny!
  18. He only killed wife beater to cover up his exposure . Otherwise he didn’t really give a shit
  19. I would trade mizzou for fsu in the sec. Or Miama. Or okie light. Or about anyone.
  20. I think different axis are evolving. Wayne’s fried brain looks like he’ll be playing toy soldiers with his father. Lorraine is now seeing Dot as a stone cold fighter like her thanks to Indira, whom she she’s as perfect to run her security. Sheriff’s about to run into a badass lady buzzsaw.
  21. Disappointed that Me and the Chimp didn’t make it either. Fuckers.
  22. I would put Colby there too. His relationship with Tina wasn’t an Amber-Rob showman either but he handed her a million because he took her to the final two instead of the other dude who was a total asshole. They voted for her.
  23. Does she make it like a lot of packaged chorizo with plenty of hog thymus and salivary glands, taint, and lips? My cousin had a brother-in-law who was a biology professor at UTA. A parasitologist who was an expert in liver flukes. He and wife were great cooks back in the 80’s and would have extravagant dinner parties. In between courses we would play “what is this?” Which was things passed around the table and we’d guess what horrible thing had been found in their food. “You’re all wrong! Thats a pig cornea I found in a hot dog at a Ranger game!”
  24. He was telling Scotty to leave the drums alone. He went to his locker and told her he was going to PT, that Indira would bring something to eat, and then he put on some cologne.
  25. Now rumor is Discovery/Warner/HBO/max wants to acquire paramount/showtime
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