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Texzilla58

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  1. The great bbq shakeout is looming.
  2. I think CT is banging Al, Kirk, and everyone on the crew including the sideline reporter. Staley got barbecued at the presser. “If this total failure is your responsibility shouldn’t you be fired?” “No, every great coach has games like this!” He should have been fired at halftime. He and Kellen Moore.
  3. There is still time for Aggie to fire four coaches this year. Since Elko can’t get any decent recruits some are wanting his head. Come on that would give them two that got fired without coaching a game.
  4. Chargers looking to get their coach fired. Laying down. Too bad the owners won’t force the Spanos family to sell. That offense tonight directed by Kellen Moore. I’m so glad McCarthy ran that dick weasel out of Texas.
  5. I figured he was the spawn of one of those corps hazing rituals we read about.,,
  6. You know what’s better than a seeet potato that tastes like a sweet potato? A sweet potato that tastes like nothing. I hate sweet potatoes
  7. Looks like Wayne got his brains fried like that egg in a skillet
  8. He hasn’t even gotten any. He’s dreaming now that if she wins, he’ll be banging it. Million dollar dream of make believe pussy.
  9. Maybe next week we’ll see Tyreek get served with papers on his paternity suits at he dolphins Christmas party
  10. While I think Tyreek is a lowlife who beats his wimmen and likely his children, at some point do you not google the dude? It’s all right there going back to his DV arrest at Okie lite. He can barely speak a coherent sentence. He’ll be broke before you know it even though he claims he has saved all his money.
  11. Coaches don’t make that call though. Their opinion counts about like ours..zilch. The conference is going to hang with 8 until ESPN ponies up big money for a ninth game. Then the ADs will do the deal. Personally the SEC can do what they want. They could play a 15 game season and tell the ncaa to suck dick. What would ESPN pay for that? I would like the SEC do 10 conference games and 3 ooc, with no FCS games.
  12. Believe me, Texas and OU will get a respectable amount of hate from every SEC team played. I think Texas-Alabama will turn into a bigtime game each year played. I think this season as it plays out, especially if meeting in the final game, will set the tone on that perfectly.
  13. Justin Herbert out for season. Another QB bites the dust. I would come back either.
  14. Buck on the other hand was a buffoon, who likely was only tolerated in the store because he brought over porn actresses and would invite the manager to a party or two. I was working in Memphis. I did sell a stereo system to Gail Stanton, Playmate of the Month June 78. She was maybe the hottest woman I ever saw. I delivered it to her apartment to set it up. My imagined seduction of her was quashed when I arrived. Never saw her. I just was supervised by her Playboy “secretary/security” going.
  15. I can at least say unlike Ron Johnson, Audio Specialist, aged 26, I didn’t have to take my ladies to a cold little league dugout. I had a fucking apartment at least. That was an era though that being a stereo salesman was considered very cool. Probably because everyone knew we had good cocaine.
  16. Next version will be Fritos jalapeño bean dip liquor. It can come in a can.
  17. I am 65. I have hated plain milk since I was a toddler. I doubt I have drank a quart of plain milk across 60+ years. I cook with it. I like chocolate milk. But I ain’t drinking it.
  18. His wife probably just yammers all night long about what Taylor said, or what she’s doing, or where Travis and Taylor are going.
  19. There’s probably a carefully worded clause buried in the Corp contract that kid signed that basically signed over his sphincter to the Corps. I would imagine most current Corps members are legacies. Daddy and grandpa were in old army whoop! That kid should be asking pop, if so, what the fuck dad? Did you get assraped? Did you fuck a freshman? Coulda told me motherfucker!
  20. There’s no doubt about that at all. They are excited to have Texas back. They hate the fake forced rivalry with mizzou. I was just saying there’s a lot of Texans at these schools that will bring that back.
  21. You are writing historically. Their fandom is the entire state as it’s the only big program, same for LSU, OU, mizzou. But in the past decade or so as all of these schools have expanded academic facilities in they all now have huge percentages of Texas students recruited with cheap instate tuition grants, scholarship money, nice campuses and easier travel. A lot of our friends with college kids in DFW have them at Arkansas, OU, OSU, Ole Miss, Mizzou, etc. it will be interesting how it changes family get togethers in coming years. (Arkansas is 30% Texas students)
  22. Some of these idols get burdensome and there are too many. It’s like Dr Pepper poker.
  23. Add in Chicken shit bingo and a great bar burger and sounds like a perfect place.
  24. Cutco is mlm overpriced garbage. My DiL bought a bunch of it and they are not good. I rep victorinox and said I can get you some great knives. She also invested in ZLine appliances which are expensive Chinese garbage. I’ve spent 40 years in the appliance biz. Whatever.
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