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Kormit The Frug

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  1. They also should use Isiah Neyor more while they are at it. I watched his tape, he seems like a pretty good receiver. What is going through these coaches head?!?
  2. No no no. Its like a "marriage", its a commitment. Unless she is like really, really hot then you grit your teeth and smile when she goes "drinking with friends and turns her phone off" duh.
  3. No they fucked us like a tech sorority girl who is majoring in nursing school. Why else do you think Quinn sat out? He is a red river type of dude not a raider rash fella. He might get sticky but he doesn't want to be itchy.
  4. Do we have any intel on Sark's drink of choice atm? This is going to be the final nail in the coffin. Is he a beer boy or liquor lad, because quite frankly if this is a man who pounds seltzers then he lacks the confidence and grit it takes to succeed on the 40 acres.
  5. Here is how the actual press conference went SARK: "So yeah I do feel a sense of urgency, in fact RoJo made a point to tell me 'your next'.... I dont really know what that means at this time. I heard Pete and Jaylon Ford took a trip outside of county lines this week to work on 'execution' so when they get back I will disclose my findings. Reporter: It says here you listed your home on the market, can you explain the thought process behind that? SARK: Excuse me? I what? *camera zooms out to show Bo Davis putting a hand firmly on Sark's shoulder. Bo Davis: "Thats all the time we have for questions, thank you"
  6. If Hicks "accidently" takes a sledgehammer to one of his knees, I think I know who the perpetrator was....... allegedly.
  7. Idk about yall, but if I had a drinking problem. The last place I would even think about coaching would be The University of Texas. this is coming from someone who had a cocaine problem.
  8. My mans asked for Joshua "let me give the ball to Baylor real quick" Moore. Shambles*
  9. If Quinn was healthy we wouldn't have lost until THE 2OT, change my mind.
  10. So what if we fire Sark. Make GP head coach, make him fire Pete. Then we hire Sark back as to not lose Arch, put him in as OC, and then we kill Chip Brown in his home.
  11. I actually had a service call to Craig James' house this year here in [REDACTED]. I have grown up despising the man but he was pretty nice. His house was.... okayyy, but not fancy enough for someone who was able to afford/kill 5 hookers.
  12. LHN be like lets point out how Christian Jones got fat
  13. This Bijan guy is pretty good! they should put his face on a ketchup bottle or something
  14. *Shows a picture of Demo's son immediately ejected
  15. Oh shit! Here comes....... Texas DEFENSE.......*bum bum bum
  16. TLDR: Bullshit projection until proven otherwise on the field.
  17. Seems to me that Hudson CARD did not have a ace up his sleeve this offseason......
  18. Yes, because doing things the fastest and easiest is the formula for prolonged success.
  19. Has anyone checked on @BurntOrange&White? Or more importantly, his liver???
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