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RGBIII

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  1. Love Samantha but Quasar is the goat for me. Steals every scene he’s in and has some of the best lines ever. “You can’t unlick a butthole that’s already been licked”
  2. The Butchers Masquerade is definitely the best one, maybe book 7. Crazy they keep getting better and better
  3. This should be the best repped post on this site ever My corporate office is in Orlando and I am here currently. MCO being the airport sign is legitamately stupid
  4. Ya exactly, doesn’t matter if the reader figures out the tangle. It matters that Carl and crew do. Power through and the rest of the series is much more straight forward
  5. I think Urias and Dubon will be moved around a ton, Urias plays all the IF spots and Dubon handles the same plus CF. Altuve will DH a lot more I would imagine till Yordan is back and then they probably share LF/DH. Sanchez will probably play more LF
  6. I will be there as well. Snagged the company Gallagher club seats
  7. Good fit. He has more in the tank there for sure that the marlins didnt capitalize on. Also I am happy that Gusto is gone
  8. Throw in Morton too. Band getting back together
  9. No Carlos is playing 3B. I would imagine next year the plan is Parades at second next year
  10. Oh shit...well welcome back Carlos
  11. Absolutely yes please! Kwan is a baller
  12. Not that it matters but I could definitely see Correa play in the OF if his injuries continue. He has the arm and decent enough speed to fit in an OF corner later in his career
  13. The A's getting Leodalis De Vries is fucking wild honestly. Top 5 prospect in baseball for a closer and #4 starter
  14. The more I look at Urias the more I like the move 1. We didnt give up shit. Kid we gave up is a future reliever with his BB rate 2. Urias is basically just another Dubon with a little more pop, a little less hit and similar defense 3. We need dudes with a pulse at this point and I never want to see names like Hummel and Short again 4. He is not a rental
  15. Look at this fucking cocksmooch… lol pretending to confirm Jon fucking Heymans report lolol like he has better sources than a guy who gets fed info directly from both orgs and agents
  16. Ok I’m better with it now that I learned it was essentially free if this was the only piece we gave Baltimore
  17. Need this, I don’t care what his numbers are this year. Sprinkle some Astros magic on him and he’s a Cy young
  18. Doubt that matters this year. Hes your every day starter at third the rest of this season. At least he’s a decent glove. Has another year of control as well. Still an absolute snoozer. If this is it for the deadline, we can go ahead and fast forward to 2026
  19. Barf….a worse Dubon and another fucking righty
  20. Him and Schwab are easily the most insufferable people on astros twitter
  21. Ohtani would disagree with this statement. I am sure he can learn to play third. Pull the trigger Jim and Dana!
  22. Seconded on Burnt Ends Tailgate, makes too much sense. Name is awesome, plays well with the theme, still family friendly. Also we should serve delicious burnt ends at every tailgate. Make it happen! @immamac
  23. Just me and my gal hanging out in Jamaica's largest freshwater pool!
  24. That Correa stuff definitely has legs. All about how much salary the Twins will eat. Twins are motivated to get off the contract with their potential sale. I guess I can see the vision of Correa at third and Paredes to second next year. Also sounds like Paredes is done for the year. The easiest way for us to add to the ML club is to deal from the ML club and the even easier way is to absorb salary like Correa or Arenado but thats all on Crane. Would have been better just to have signed Bregman this offseason instead of revisiting Carlos but oh well. Dana has to get a fuck ton done in the next 48 hours, standing pat and saying "Getting our guys off the IL is like making a trade" will make me vomit blood. Need 2 bats and a starter...hell I have no problem taking on all of Correas salary if the Twins throw in Joe Ryan and Willi Castro
  25. Fire in the sky, the alien movie, fucked me up as a kid. I couldn't get through IT, had to give that one a DNF as a kid
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