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gofuckyourself

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  1. Unreal. Next hit to right field just head to the dugout.
  2. Joc crushes this dude usually and does again and gets that result. Pretty much 2025 right there.
  3. I forgot Marcus had 45 HRs in Toronto. That's insane.
  4. Getting pounded hard in 78704. #NoNowThis
  5. If it's deGrom from May/June and part of July, we win. If it's d'oh!Grom from after that, prolly not. Good news is we've scored 3 runs total this year against the Blue Jays in 3 games. So, uh, they're due? ha. hahaha. ha.
  6. "Ma'am what task does your service dog perform for you?" "He helps find which lettuce is the softest to wipe my ass with." Also, he's still better cleaner and more well-behaved than most people of Walmart
  7. Something poetic, and/or horrific, about Jones beating cancer so that the Joneses could become a cancer on the Cowboys. Metastasizing and enshittifying the team more and more each year.
  8. We're getting the band back together.
  9. Cool. In. Kidding. But really, will there be an easily identified and soundproof section for the despondent chicken littles to stand and wail and declare the game/season/program over, called, oh I don't know, the SatyaUTexmeGreenHulk Seating for the Fan Impaired?
  10. And they suck on defense all game but not on that play. Welp. We had somewhat meaningful baseball into August. And we'll always have the hope from that Braves series.
  11. I'm tempted to blame you, just for the therapeutic value. But I know it's because we sold our souls for 2023, and the devil has come collecting. Still worth it though.
  12. LOL. Yeah. The pitching coach is the issue.
  13. Kewl. So glad we were buyers. And bought this fucking guy.
  14. haha this dude don't trust anything that's been in or near Houston.
  15. fucking maton is going to kill us instead, isn't he?
  16. well. that's what the insurance run was for
  17. serial killer in. let's wrap it up.
  18. Curvelo just don't do a R. Garcia. Or what you did last time out.
  19. [James]Maybe WE'LL beat someone 3-2.[/Brown] But getting 4 or 5 more insurance would be nice. Whoops. That helps.
  20. Can't wait for ABS. Burger should be on 1st already.
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