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  1. The 3RD time through on this pitcher. Here's where we get heem.
  2. A's out here matching our 2-hit offensive output in one inning. Show offs.
  3. Honestly it's incredible they can't score on this guy.
  4. Hey we got another call. Saved Marcus from making another out on the basepaths. I'm out on FailBurger. Fucking call up Crim. He's mashing at RR. Can't be any worse.
  5. Only if Rudy Jaramillo is available.
  6. Springs 6.5 ERA is sinking like a stone. Rangers are the equivalent of how our football team was for a while. Random struggling QB with a noodle arm comes in and looks like a Heisman winner.
  7. Damn just a little early Wyatt. Hey, we're not gonna be no-hit by Springs!
  8. I blinked and missed the new guy's contribution. Hopefully 2nd time through on this pitcher. His last few outings: ER 5 4 3 3 4 Two of the above were the White Sox.
  9. Jake "Fastball Killer" Burger doing his thing and weakly popping up that wicked 90mph at the edge of the plate. Maybe move forward dude.
  10. I don't have the sound on at work. Would "love" to hear the announcer excuses for how that happened.
  11. Great fucking job Marcus wtf
  12. Graphic: Springs has a .432 BAA on his fastball. So for some reason we're taking every damn one right down the middle so far.
  13. 108mph but it's still an out. Let's go (suppressing tears) bats! We got this!
  14. Oak pitcher 6+ ERA and uses fastball primarily. Prepare for 4 hit shutout and a steady diet of sweepers.
  15. And shit. Untouchable Mahle no more.
  16. Even shadow can't be bothered. Don't blame him. Something called a Barnhart catching and hitting 9th. He hit .173 with 6 RBI last year in 31 games, so he'll fit right in.
  17. They don't make backdrops tall enough for Wemby
  18. Burger with a chance to top off his shit sandwich. And he does. Murphy "a four game series is hard to win, even at home." Um, how about for the other team? Is it hard too?
  19. "Rangers need baserunners." Well, they had them all game. Didn't help.
  20. Lol That will probably do it. I'm guessing we don't have an 8 run inning tonight.
  21. Jackson was too rested. That's it.
  22. Lol. So predictable. It's the series we played in Sac all over again.
  23. Yesterday was fun. 'Member that?
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