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Js1

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  1. Don't forget Mile High is going away too Because indoor stadium = concerts, CFP games, NCAA final four games, etc.
  2. Same. ND is constantly doing whatever it wants for the benefit of ND. But USC does it and it's "pussy?" Nothing USC said is wrong. The CFP punishes teams for late losses. If ND won't move the game, the game is cancelled and ND can fill it with someone else who is willing to simp for the Conferenceless Catholics. USC gave them a reasonable offer - move it to the early season and it will continue.
  3. Js1 replied to Js1's topic in UT Sports
    Another hire: AUSTIN, Texas — University of Texas head coach Margueritte Bates announced the hiring of assistant coach Courtney Drummond on Thursday. Drummond comes to The Forty Acres after spending the past four seasons at Wake Forest, where she helped the Demon Deacons reach new heights. Wake Forest finished the 2023 regular season with a program-record two losses before reaching its second College Cup and first-ever national championship game in 2024. "I had hoped for years for an opportunity to work on a staff with Courtney," Bates said. "She brings a tactical acuity to the field that is savvy and honed by international experience. Her passion is individual player development and her commitment to that area is unmatched. Her impact on our student-athletes, staff and program will be immediate and exceedingly positive. I can't wait to get started with Courtney!"
  4. Now they just become elected officials!
  5. Well LR is a pussy and wants a weaker Indiana-esque non-conf schedule to minimizes losses
  6. South Carolina picks up a 6'4 post player from France for the 2026 portion of the season https://gamecocksonline.com/news/2025/12/22/tournebize-to-join-gamecocks-after-holiday-break/
  7. If you missed it yesterday, Tech (blegh) beat Baylor. Baylor is finding life without Taliah Scott may be rough. But it was a close game. We did drop to #3 in NET, behind UConn and South Carolina. There's only 4 teams in the country with 14 wins, and all of them also have 0 losses - #3 Texas, #22 Texas Tech, #26 Alabama, #42 Arizona State
  8. In the way that getting embarrassed by aggy in the SEC tournament propelled Texas softball to a title, losing to Texas in the SEC tournament propelled aggy to a title in volleyball. Losing to your rival sometimes gives you a little extra oomph.
  9. Elko's main issue is he has no rolodex or connections to get coordinators or position coaches. He'd take those meh coordinators he just promoted with him to his next stop, probably.
  10. Get a really friendly dog, go to the dog park at the same time every day, you'll meet people (women)
  11. My current favorite “well actually” retort for those losers
  12. Ok? He’s in year 3. 23-11 in year 1
  13. I wonder if some teams are iffy about coming to Austin after we had like back to back years of games cancelled due to funky February/March weather in Austin.
  14. And Mike Elko eats everything for breakfast
  15. Incels will spend money on anything to meet women, except personal grooming, a gym membership and nicer clothes. Because those things make you approachable.
  16. Tulane beat Northwestern (P4) by 20 and Duke (a P4 conf champ) by a TD So no, don't lump Tulane in there just because they also lost by 35 to Ole Miss in the regular season. They went 2-1 versus P4 teams. Now JMU, yes. 0-1 versus P4 teams.
  17. Isn't he just jumping on a job now before a new head coach comes in and brings his own OC? Then the carousel has stopped and Lindsey is unemployed. This is not an "oof," this is smart of him.
  18. Oh good lord, get the popcorn https://www.on3.com/news/north-carolina-finalizing-deal-to-hire-bobby-petrino-as-offensive-coordinator/ [Nakos] North Carolina finalizing deal to hire Bobby Petrino as offensive coordinator
  19. I'm generally a very chill, relaxed individual when driving/walking since I moved out of the Mad Max hellscape that is Houston But the minute I stepped off the plane into IAH, I was swerving, bumping, grumbling, etc. at all the fucking unaware cattle doing this exact thing.
  20. Exactly how I feel about it Do I like it? No Do I care? No Did they deserve it? Hell yeah, they went through the prohibitive season-long favorite (on the road), against the likely NPOY and then against a team that kicked their ass during the regular season. Good for them Now go finish our work in the portal and get ready for 2026. Where Texas should be a favorite to win it all.
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