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shakahorn

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  1. So, like an idiot, I let the trial on my new car expire before going through the various exercises here.  I just logged in, there was an offer for 6 months at $30, no fees to re-establish service or anything else.  The only other offer was 12 months for $99.  I bought the 6 month deal, renewed the signal and voila!  I'm back.  Seems like they know the "secret" is out and are just giving everyone a $5/mo deal as the norm now.  This is for Sirius Select.

  2. Very similar to FartingMonk, above. Plus 5 true count. $200-$2400 spread. Split to four hands, doubled three of those. Seven max bets on the table. Dealer gets a five card 21 on a Stand 17 game. 

    Ouch. Plus 5 count, how many times would a 10 have busted the dealer?
  3. 12 minutes ago, Penelope said:

    I have at lot to contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, he is not my wife ( obviously). I promise I will not turn try to turn this into a man hating thread. However, I humbly submit these reasons why I should be allowed to post on this thread . 

    #1  He owns more shoes than I do ( I own a lot of shoes)

    # 2  He doesn't watch football (I am a rabid Packers/ Badgers fan)

    #3 And most importantly HE'S an AGGIE

    What say you Shag I mean Surlyhorns?  That must be enough evidence for a special deference ?  I literally have gold for stupid things. And he must count as a woman right? He matches all of the criteria?  I promise I won't let you down

    My first submission is he thought both sides of the sink go to the garbage disposal. Had no clue that there was a difference.

    If it was someone from here, I would've said that he's just pretending not to know anything about the kitchen so he can stay out of it.

  4. On 6/20/2018 at 10:03 AM, iamthepush said:

    ...Sat down at a $25 table with $1500 was betting between $50-$250/hand. Got up to $2ksomething and had a bad run. Now down to $1,600. I bet the entire stack. Get delt AA vs a K. I only have $1,100 in my pocket.

    I ask PB if I can go to ATM. He allows it (I'm only person at table)....

    This is why you call ahead and get a marker.  Plus it looks really cool when you ask to draw on it.

  5. 20 hours ago, BillyBadAss said:

    ... My main "complaint" I guess is that you don't really get to celebrate a point made...

    I still celebrate with the rest of the table when a point is made.  Good for the karma, and pretty much no one knows you don't have money on the point except the dealers.  If I'm a decent amount on the system, I will throw a small bet down on the pass line just for grins.

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  6. 42 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

    I usually see 3-2 tables at >=$25 minimums.  Sometimes they are hidden and you have to ask for them.

    I usually never have a problem finding 3-2 at $25 or more.

  7. 5 minutes ago, retread said:

    Fuck this heartless bitch. She'll get a promotion.

    If you don't think that this witch's children or grandchildren won't march you to a reeducation camp, you're kidding yourself.

    lol she ran off the stage to leave SHS by herself.

    You know, I never come to this part of the board, kinda happened here by accident.  That line about we're feeding them, giving them medical care, letting them watch videos...sounds a lot like what was said about the Japanese internment camps.

  8. Eight weeks is a long time.  I've done this a handful of times over the years and don't remember the exact timeframe but more like 2-3 weeks. 

    Although...when Dallas won the NBA championship a few years back, my brother and I both left LV on the night of the last game of the series, we both bet Dallas, we both mailed in our tickets and my check got mailed to my brother.  We live in different states with obviously completely different addresses.  So it's not an infallible process.   You...uh...made a copy of your ticket, right?

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