Everything posted by WelfareBuysMyWeed
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
And Colt should have won the Heisman in that season. People forget that he lead a pretty fucking incredible comeback at Tech right before the crabtree catch. It wasn't Colt's fault they lost that game.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I for one think Ewers will be grateful that he gets a couple of weeks rest and can come back 100% right before the gauntlet of OU and Georgia, and doesn't have to worry about some small team twisting his ankles in a scrum or something. We have two Heisman-caliber QBs, we would be fucking stupid not to use them like this.
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Slurp slurp slurp https://fansided.com/posts/looking-at-you-texas-has-a-team-ever-joined-a-conference-and-won-in-its-first-year-01j7qebef5ga
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Texas isn't consensus number 1, but the last time was November 1st, 2008.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Assuming they sit Ewers next week -- and they absolutely should, we don't need him getting injured against ULM -- do you think Archie, Peyton, and Eli will come to Austin for Arch's first start for #1 Texas? You can probably also thank Colt McCoy for Arch Manning. Arch apparently became a Longhorn fan very early on, there are pics of him in elementary school wearing UT clothes and a video of him a kid with other football players being asked where they want to play college ball at, and he says he'll be the QB for the University of Texas. He would have apparently gotten this love for UT football at an early age by riding the last waves generated by Colt McCoy at Texas, Manning was born Colt's first year on campus.
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Tell me about Nebraska
Fuck Nebraska forever and their REDemption asses. I'm glad the first thing they heard on their "resurgence" season was Colt McCoy's voice.
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
I don't know who the fuck Arch looks like. I have never seen a QB throw multiple 50+ yard TD passes and run for a nearly 70 yard TD run in the same game and score 2 TDs in 3 plays before. He doesn't look like anybody else, not even his uncles.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
FWIW San Antonio should have an NFL team IMO. But Austin doesn't need that shit, the University of Texas holds more prestige in the sport anyways.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
San Antonio is bigger than Austin and they UTSA is a div-1 team. But of course Texas is more popular by far.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
and soon he'll be up and cumming in some coeds too
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
In retrospect it makes so, so much sense to grab a coach like Sark for a program like Texas where we both were. Texas, knocked from the top, down for a decade, starving to get back, with a coach on the exact same journey. Everybody pulling in the same direction. Both the exit of the big 12 and entrance to the SEC gave the team enormous goals to strive for, which wouldn't allow people to rest on their laurels at any point. It still hasn't set in that we're going to see this level of QB play for at least *THREE MORE YEARS* Just think of all the next all-star QBs currently freshmen and sophmores in highschool who are watching this. Sark hasn't missed on a QB going all the way back to Matt Leinart.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Grabbing Elko would be like getting 3 defensive analysts in one body!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Superior Sarkisian
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I think it's as simple as Texas picked the best upcoming coach in the SEC and gave him 4 years to prepare, like fucking batman. Guy was the protégé is of the greatest coach in football history, who had his ego destroyed a decade prior and was hungry to get back on top. I read a book called "Horns!" in 2006 and there's a moment where Deloss Dodds talks about how a smart CEO would view a conference change as a moment where they can supercharge their program, and used the SWC->Big12 swap to do just that. CDC and Sark have pulled off the exact same move with the SEC. Texas is fucking humming right now. because pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aggy
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
My favorite part of this gif is how he's puffing on the rillo the entire time
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I like how the 8 true bluebloods of college football are clearly out in front from the rest of the pack with a large gap between them and the others.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
If Mizzou hadn't shit the bed the week before, they likely would have been #1 going into that game, and we would have faced two #1s back to back. And Texas *DESTROYED* Mizzou that game. Probably the single greatest 2-game stretch I've ever seen out of Texas.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Ok user Jiggy-Z, who can't read a quote tree
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
they did not do this in 08
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It was fucking surreal seeing a manning slinging it at DKR like that. I remember being amazed watching Payton Manning at Texans games when I was in highschool.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Not a single person in all of college football that I'd want more as a head coach right now, not even Saban. Un-fucking-real how Sark has gotten this done so far. The perfect coach to lead Texas into the SEC. What a fucking hire.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
I cannot fucking wait for the next episode of SEC Roll Call lol
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Meanwhile USC is stuck with Lincoln Riley and Oklahoma with Brent Venables lmfaooooo
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
We were ranked #1 in the first BCS standings of 2005 (aka the actual standings that counted) during the week of October 24th.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Hook 'em horns!!