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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. All I can say is Sark has made Texas football fun to watch like it hasn't been in almost a decade and a half. I love where the Horns are right now and fully expect the program to continue to improve. Also best thing about Sark being worthy of the hype as an offensive guru is that we don't have to worry about an offensive coordinator being stolen away to HC some school and our offense suddenly regressing. We finally have stability on that side of the ball, for the first time since the Mack Brown glory years.
  2. I honestly would have expected those trailer trash hill billies to like the slop that is skyline chili
  3. Wow so if the exact opposite of what happened, happened, then the outcome would have been different? Are you an analyst cause you shouldn't waste this genius talent of yours.
  4. Remember when the Big 12 won conference realignment and were better off with Texas and OU leaving and Baylor was going to be a new big boy player in a big boy conference?
  5. fucking regarded announcer: "This series as of late has been dominated by Baylor. You go back 10 years, and texas only has 1 more win than baylor!"
  6. If you really wanted to make it take off, have the focus shift from the games and teams themselves, to the announcers. Turn the announcers, the ones who go to the games and "react" live, into the show. GIve them big names and big personalities, let them star on shows. Have them be incredibly, openly partisan, and also have them gamble. So people would follow their favorite football reactionaries, not just because they are big and flashy and showy, but because following their bets earns them money. "I"m pulling super hard for Texas to win this week because BigCockRon is all in on Oklahoma and I want to wipe the grin off his face." And so a season is less about following the teams, but rather following the announcer on which specific games they personally attend. "Ohhhh sick, BigCockRon is going to USC Notre Dame this year!"
  7. I was there too, and it was definitely a happy memory for me. It was just about the only time until Sam showed up that I felt confident about out QB. Too bad his head coach was Charlie fucking Strong.
  8. Sam needs more love That part in the Georgia game where they ran Sam ISO up the middle like 7 fucking times in a row and ended in the endzone was pure Sam Ehlinger.
  9. solely the QB play, yeah. Heard was the best thing about that game. I'll always love watching him navigate the final drive. Wasn't his fault the kicker missed the PAT. That was simply some Charlie Juju.
  10. Fuck it, let's turn this topic into a celebration of the few happy moments in the last decade that these QBs brought.
  11. Goddamn I did love me some Sam Ehlinger tho The shot of him wearing burnt orange and diapers while playing catch with his dad and being thrilled gets my dusty eyed every time. Still one of my favorite horns ever.
  12. Based on body of work so far, it'd be Ehlinger, Ewers, Ash, Case, Buechele, Swoopes, Heard, Thompson, Gilbert Based on FEELS and EXCITEMENT for the program, it'd be Ewers, Ehlinger, and the rest don't matter.
  13. could also apply to UH, aka Highschool Aggy.
  14. Hated that he originally went to Nebraska of all places, but this sucks. Poor guy, nobody should have an injury like that.
  15. I remember when my friend became president, he said it was a really big deal that he was "moving up" to the T.
  16. The catalyst is the black hole that is Stoolwater, Oklahoma.
  17. IIRC when my friends were in the hellraisers, the letters are like rank. Getting the T is the highest rank, S is the lowest. Then again, back then, girls couldn't be in the hellraisers. They were called the Bees Bells or some shit back then, and were like a sister group.
  18. I guess the good news is there's a lot for you to love in those jeans
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