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runthebone

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  1. Nice, more than an Extra Blocking Surface
  2. Doesn't have quite the same ring as "Bert." Hope he's a better kicker.
  3. Definitely developing a goiter
  4. Maybe eyeblack got way more expensive in the last week. Makes you appreciate the Mannings even more.
  5. I think I need to take a break from this team
  6. Brown is the stupid fucker who called Contreras back up
  7. Espada is either stupid or betting against the Astros
  8. Well, Espada's trust tree is different. Because he is fucking stupid.
  9. 5 runs is not enough to make defensive substitutions with Luis Contreras on the mound
  10. It was a chess match with both sides having only pawns. Feels great The Framchise was awesome tonight even though he was sick.
  11. Hader? Fuck you, Espada. Dumbfuck
  12. Pena and Diaz are like Baseball Benjamin Buttons, getting worse as they enter their prime years
  13. No matter what happens here, we have Pena Rodgers Diaz up next, so we are fucked
  14. Just get this shit over with, Scott and Espada, you fucking assholes
  15. They should steal every time because Diaz throws like he hits. Like dogshit
  16. Espada is a stupid cunt. Fuck him. He's not up to this job. Scott fucking sucks again
  17. This is Joe. His friends call him double down
  18. I called him Jose Walker yesterday, but I don't want him to taint Altuve's name, so I'm calling him Christian Abreu
  19. Espada should call a team meeting in the dugout and tell the players that before he got traded for Jack Shit, Montero told him that when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them...to go out there...with all they've got...and score one fucking run for the Montero
  20. Damn, sucks about Dotel. When he was the set-up man, that bullpen was sick
  21. I would have shitcanned Espada after last season
  22. I think it's time for a hard talk with Scott. Arrighetti needs his right thumb more than be does.
  23. Great. Leadoff walk after our offensive orgy
  24. Offense pretty much should be Dubon trying to get hit in the neck so Altuve can hit a 2 run HR
  25. We should try Altuve at catcher next
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