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runthebone

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  1. Lots of pitchers’ arms falling off this spring
  2. My first thought also. I am exchange student from Cameroon!
  3. Update in 1 week: oops, we MRI'd the wrong side
  4. That is shitty but expected news about Walker
  5. Yeah, but that was with the Diamondbacks' medical staff. He's probably already fucking dead.
  6. Rufus, Brint, and Meekas were like brothers to me...
  7. Lots of great playoff memories when I see that jersey. Fuck
  8. Enjoy the St. Louis summer, Arenado
  9. Astros legend and world champion Seth Martinez to the Mariners
  10. Glad I didn't take the Astros -190!!
  11. I can't believe you can bet on spring training games.
  12. It's early, but it looks like Sousa is going to be another Astros medical success story
  13. It's spring, and I expect 250 innings from McCullers, but only because he is starting the season too late to reach 300. You may say he has thrown only 718 in 10 yrs/7 seasons. Shut up. Spring!
  14. Altuve's LF debut today. I think he'll be a better hitter this year in the OF and end the year with 2400+ hits.
  15. A snake would look at that and say, "Thank God I don't have legs."
  16. There's a dude named Swaggerty? Damn Whitley is not impressed
  17. I think Ort can be useful. Dubin is out of options, I think, so maybe ILing him is OK for now because he does throw pretty hard. Leon should have been traded already, so that's too bad.
  18. The Anal Long-Ephesians juxtaposition made me do a double take.
  19. Game's not over yet. Maybe have Hader get 4 outs!
  20. Robert's like Saberhagen, he's good in odd number years. Let's beat the Cardinals today and show Arenado what he's missing! But seriously, if we start spring training 0-3, it's time to fire Espada and tear it down.
  21. We're bidding against nobody, so our offer should be worse, like a bag of used baseballs and real mozzarella instead of that Provel dogshit.
  22. When Agosto started 10-0, I thought he was amazing. I was just a stupid kid and thought wins mattered.
  23. The Astros were one of Arenado's five preferred destinations, but he couldn't pull the trigger. He sounds like an idiot. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6150459/2025/02/21/cardinals-nolan-arenado-trade-astros-awkward/?source=emp_shared_article
  24. On the topic of grammar, isn't "EDGE rusher" redundant? You would be an EDGE (I hate this shit) or an edge rusher. Or, as I like to say, a defensive end.
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