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  1. Derka replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    got an update from espn that said something about, “an upset brewing” in florida, and i thought, “oh wow, tennessee (+5.5) must be winning”, which was surprising to me. nope. 60-38 UF. how in the hell dies espn figure that the team that’s favored by 5.5 points is pulling off an upset?
  2. 24 oz bone-in ribeye and perfect 10 are the best steaks i’ve ever had.
  3. lol holy shit, one of macclesfield’s players was on Love Island a couple of years ago:
  4. “this doesn’t look like anti protestors; this looks like a militia.”
  5. 9-0. exeter player actually scores a great goal. 9-1 now. great strike.
  6. chinga su madre perros!
  7. 8-0 now for City.
  8. silva and doku coming off the bench now.
  9. City up 6-0. Semenyo has a goal and an assist in the last five minutes. cool. glad City could add such direly needed reinforcements in these troubling times.
  10. THEY HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER HER YOU FUCKING DUNCE. if you go to the grocery store today and the stock boy screams at you, “DROP THE BASKET MOTHERFUCKER!!!” and then shoots you in the face until you die, then too bad! your fault! tough titties turkleton! YoU sHoUlD hAVe jUST oBeYeD HiS OrDeRs!!!!!
  11. Q: where do you rank kobe among the following players: perimeter: MJ, Magic, Larrry, LeBron, Steph, Oscar big men: Kareem, Hakeem, Jokic, Duncan, Russell, Wilt i don’t think i have kobe ahead of any of them.
  12. guys have y’all not learned? what more does ICE need to do for y’all to get it?!?!??
  13. this guy is such a bum: entire team just standing around watching his old, slow ass amble around the court like he thinks it’s still 2004. just, “game on the line, ball is in my hands, everyone else on this team can be a practice cone for all i care.” the reality that people don’t want to admit is that lebron is way higher up on the list of “best” players than he is of the “greatest”. way under .500 in the finals and owes two of his titles to ray allen and draymond green respectively. he’s a selfish loser. even a bunch of his best assists have been selfish. some wide eyed, no look, 50 mph fastball for no reason at all lol. i’ve been hot and cold on lebron his entire career, but i really can’t stand this completely unserious 41 year old version of him. he doesn’t give a shit about anything but himself, and he’s wasting one of the best young coaching minds in the game.
  14. Derka replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    a)that’s all that would fit on the screen, and b)what does adding a final four from 22 years and four jobs ago do to discount anything that i said? sampson is literally just better rick barnes. he plays a defense-first/offensive rebounding style that works in the regular season and doesn’t work in the tourney. it’s nearly impossible to win six games in a row vs that competition when your teams can’t shoot the ball. are his tourney results better than barnes’s? yes, but that’s my point: he’s just better rick barnes, yet he avoids that reputation. people fawn over sampson while acting like barnes is a joke, when in reality they both have the same tourney performances relative to expectations for their entire careers. sampson plays to his seed or below it for his entire career, which is the huge knock on barnes. never been a knock on sampson though, and every year his team is picked among the top 3-5 by the public to win it all.
  15. Derka replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    i’ve always found it interesting that kelvin sampson is legitimately just a better version of rick barnes, yet he gets none of the flack that barnes does nationwide as a tourney choker. quite the opposite in fact. there’s one final four and one elite 8 in the last 20+ years, and neither of them came in the last four years when U of H finished the season no.2 in kenpom each time, including two S16 losses as the no.1 team in kenpom and a second round loss as the no.2 overall team. you see four years where he missed the tourney, two years where he went 1-and-done, and three more where he lost in the second round with teams ranked 18, 12, and 2 in kenpom. his teams are better, their rankings and seeds are higher, he’s just straight up a better coach than rick barnes, and yet his tourney record is just as underwhelming as underwhelming, arguably more so. nobody has ever picked Texas or Tennessee to win it all, yet every year lots of people, including the experts, just pencil houston into the FF and even pick them to win it all, despite sampson’s clear record as a tourney choker. i’ve always found that to be very odd, and have no explanation for why sampson is so revered while all of cbb sees barnes (s16, e8, e8 in the past three tourneys) as this giant tourney laughingstock. it just doesn’t add up.
  16. nightmare game for oregon qb.
  17. oregon’s players look like nfl players. they’re all jacked as shit.
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