Posts posted by Aqua Buddha
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54 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:
Whoever is ghost-writing these sucks. That reads very close to how Trump talks. But it’s not at all his written style, which is very different. Dude would never use commas correctly to indicate the pauses in his cadence. And he would never type a phrase like “lo and behold” (much less spell “lo” correctly).
Something weird is going on. Even weirder than the usual bizarre state of affairs in this janky-ass administration.
This. It's the commas and the cadence that's missing. When you read tweets from him, you can hear his voice. Hell, Gavin Newsom's troll team can write Trump better than Trump's team.
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They both married up, if that's possible. Him, obviously, but her, too. She could do a lot worse than him, not sure if better. Sure, there is always someone richer but they aren't a 6'5", 250 lbs Hall of Fame Tight End. (Keep in mind how tall she is.)
When they had been dating a few months, you could tell she was totally smitten with him. I said to my wife "There's only one reason she'd fall for him that fast. He's fucking her and he's fucking her good."
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Jerry v Jimmy. Both these fucking guys....
It's obvious watching this that they were both complete fucking children and each wanted 100% credit for everything. Was it so hard to say "I couldn't have done it without him?" Jimmy was talking to Jacksonville during a Super Bowl run for god's sake because he was a petulant child. We've since witnessed decades of fuckery from Jerry so we know what his deal was and is.
We're halfway through this and my wife astutely said "So, the Cowboys were only good when Jerry was only running the business side because he needed the money and left football to football people?"
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
in Cloak Room
This.
They’re not broken yet.