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Patricio Swayze

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  1. Patricio Swayze

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    I’m going to need someone to do a wellness check on me in about 2-3 hours.
  2. I’m dead. Stop. Blowing. Double digit. Leads. For. Fucks. Sake.
  3. Did you get made fun of as a kid that your dad was a smoker? What kind of life lessons does an offset smoker teach his son? Besides the one about feeding the fire.
  4. I can not detect any lies or deception in this post. You know, as I drove through the Bloody Nickel I thought to myself “you could have shared those burnt ends”. My mama raised me better than that. Next time.
  5. After building an Eiffel Tower at your mom’s house we are headed to Truth.
  6. If by their year to fuck us over with corrupt officiating, yes.
  7. Jesus Christ these teams suck. Good thing I never even considered either of these “schools” for my higher education. Actually, I only applied to one school.
  8. Breeder’s Cannonball going to commercial. Nice.
  9. Should I go there? Maybe, maybe, maybe… Well, at least it would be structurally sound. Good thing I don’t believe in hell.
  10. They are miserably horrible. If we lose to either, I suggest burning down our entire campus and starting over.
  11. I need to go back. I was on the backend of covid a few months back and tried it out. I really like the brisket and lamb rice bowl, but only half my tastebuds were working. Loved the pomegranate tea. Had to buy another because my ankle biters drank all of mine.
  12. I wish the chilis joke would go away. It was mildly amusing on Reddit like 8 years ago.
  13. I double dog dare 6th Street to type up a rebuttal. One rule, it has to be just as long of a post.
  14. Well, I prayed about which forum to put it in…
  15. I repped mostly because you wove Johnny’s nut nightmare so eloquently throughout your post in various ways. Would read again.
  16. Enjoying the answers. Both the serious and comical. Can we circle back around to pray requests? Like “hey everyone, little Johnny was diagnosed with elephantitus of the balls, please pray for his cure and speedy recovery”. How does that work? Do people believe their God takes into consideration the number of prayers he gets on a subject? I am sure when God sees Aggy praying for a national championship he is “fo fuck’s sake, not this shit again.”
  17. I appreciate the thoughtful answer. Sincerely. Even if it is not something I understand. And you did answer one question for me. At least for you, prayer is a way to communicate with your God.
  18. If yall only knew how big a Bon Jovi fan my wife is.
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