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Patricio Swayze

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  1. Very happy with the win and the defense, but Christ we need to fix our red zone offense before next week (I wish). What an abortion.
  2. There are a lot of magic underwear wearers in the stands. A bit warm but good to be at the game. No more fucking turnovers.
  3. I hope you have a fast and full recovery.
  4. Fusca getting old, but still wants to help Gabi with her Portuguese homework.
  5. Well, I would say that is the equivalent of suggesting salt lick. So apparently that will do just fine.
  6. Just my unpopular opinion, but here is what I would do (doubt I could handle it these days). Saturday, go to Leroy and Lewis at 11am. Get some beef cheeks, brisket, sausage and barbacado (assuming there are a few people in the party). Go to the game (if you are Mormon, prepare your anus too). For dinner, Enchiladas y Más. Sunday morning, Juan in a Million. Get on plane and punish the toilet and everyone in the flight. What is left to talk about? BYU is slow and suck. Texas is starting a redshirt freshman QB. We are done here.
  7. Come in, change into your magic underwear and have a seat, we are having a good time eating Austin’s best: Torchy’s and Salt Lick.
  8. Fair point. It is likely someone coming from the ugly state of Utah will be blown away by the unmatched beauty of the tract homes between Austin and Driftwood.
  9. Exactly. Even if he is renting a car, why the fuck send someone 30-40 minutes out of town to eat way inferior bbq? Because it has some oak trees?
  10. Goddamnit y’all. Best bbq without much wait is Leroy and Lewis. Tex Mex, go to Enchiladas y Más. Fucking salt lick. Christ.
  11. Looks like Fort Dix in New Jersey is on lockdown due to an active shooter. Edit: Looks like all clear was sounded.
  12. Wasn’t FCHorn pretty right leaning? Politically speaking. Not sure if he has one leg shorter than the other. And Disney right? Isn’t that where he worked? Which is also terrifying.
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