2024 Australian Open

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JPeg got slaughtered. 

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Elena has saved 5 MPs. 

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This tiebreak is insane.

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Comical no one else is seeing this. 

Ho lee fuk. 

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It’s fucking 18-all. 

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Yea, this tiebreaker is nuts.

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For the love of fuck. 

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The chair ump couldn’t even contain himself.

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Fuck. 

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Fuck. 

Yep.

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4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

JPeg got slaughtered. 

I guess there can only be one American daughter of a billionaire to make the third round. Congrats to Navarro 

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Amanda v. Paula gets us started. 

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AA takes the opener on her 7th SP, but she's hurt. 

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Love break, love hold for AA, Paula serving to stay. 

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Winner! 

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Aryna murdered Tsurenko.

Parry fed Andreeva an opening breadstick. 

On Kostyuk v. Avanesyan now. 

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Not often you see a seeded player get double bageled. My Sabalenka pick is looking pretty good.

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Mirra returned the breadstick. 

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Parry was up 5-1 to win, back on Mirra's serve now. 

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Holds to 5-all. France gonna France. 

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10-pt breaker. 

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Young one wins, that was fun. 

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Mannarino out there dressed like a dad on a weekend tennis game.

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Mannarino out there dressed like a dad on a weekend tennis game.

Shelton goes down.

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Yastremka rolls up Navarro in the first. 

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 Sloane takes the first set over Kalinskaya. To me she looks like a Ruski Eugenie Bouchard. Without looking I bet she has an active insta account

 

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Emma returns the favor to force 3. 

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6-2, 2-6, 6-1 for Dayana.

Women. 

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Kalinskaya headed to a 3rd set.

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Sloane promptly eats a breadstick. 

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AK serving for R4. 

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Kalinskaya with the break to serve for the match

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Badass fucking winner to, well, win. 

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 Coco and Anisimova only yanks to make round 4 

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Hot Oceane joins the party. 

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On 1/18/2024 at 5:46 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Comical no one else is seeing this. 

Ho lee fuk. 

I saw - had to stay away from Surl to avoid spoilers to catch up. Fortunately I did fuck all today and am finally just about caught up. Some fantastic tennis all the way around, but this tie-break was ludicrous.

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Blinkova plays the match of her life against Elena, then blows 4-1 to go out with a whimper to Paolini. 

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Vika beats JO, old school VA. 

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Linda Noskova just kicked Iga in the fucking teeth. Believe that. 

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Aryna v. Amanda, let's ride. 

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Anisimova had better get her serve dialed in or this will be a fast practice for Sabalinka.

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No issues for Arnya in set 1. 6-3

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Good tourney AA, but you weren't winning today. 

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Easy work for Aryna. 3,2 over Anisimova

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Svitolina done after 3 whole games, Noskova in the QFs. 

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Dayana straight hit Vika off the court. 

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One of these six will be in the final… 

Noskova
Yastremska
Paolini
Kalinskaya
Zheng
Dodin 

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Coco v. Marta now, Aryna v. Krejcikova at 2a. 

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Haven’t paid any attention to the Open due to having better things to do to start the year.

I have turned on tonight’s match, but on MUTE. Just watching for the occasional shots of Kostyuk’s ass. Just can’t give a shit about tennis so far this year, but I will always support Kostyuk’s ass.

Edited January 23 by Napoleon