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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Daughter: 'How did the guy who invented the calendar know what day it was?'

Good question.  I pondered that before myself.

"Okay...I came up with this calendar.  It starts....RIGHT NOW!"

"But sir, according to the oracles, and the solstice, and all that other shit, it's the middle of June.  So we just missed the first half of the very first year EVER?  That doesn't seem right."

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