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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.

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I just wanna see a lot of Michael Terry.

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    I will.

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    I remember a marquee bowl game against Michigan 20 years ago. We had a hyped QB who had started to come into his own and roster filled with very talented sophomores and juniors. Texas ended up beating

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3 hours ago, El Squared said:

NK5SH (Nicole Killed 5 Surly Horns)

Or just take the pussy…

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10 hours ago, Juicy said:

Yes. If Texas doesn’t win by 30 you should fire sark because Michigan is a literal dumpster fire after the past 25 days

Sark in 2025 in games after long layoffs (Suckeyes) and bye weeks (Gata and Dawgs) is winless..

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Expect Michigan to ball out and be physical -- just hope Sark has his team ready.... 🙄

On 12/26/2025 at 9:19 AM, MIkeHoncho said:

I'd love to see Sark and team treat this as the most fun game a team can play in.   Big audience on NYE, against a blue blood (in-name), and the last true football before next spring.   Use as many trick / gadget plays as possible.   Let players draw up some plays.  Let Niblett play some QB.  Put Simmons at RB for a few plays if he wants to.  Let Hero return a few kicks.   If he can work in some elements of "we started playing the game because it is just fun" alongside making sure no one gets hurt, that could be fun to watch. 

Just out of curiosity, how would Texas "make sure no one gets hurt?"

Jelani McDonald, Ryan Wingo & Cole Hutson Citrus Bowl Player Availability | Texas Longhorns FootballFootball

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2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Just out of curiosity, how would Texas "make sure no one gets hurt?"

don't let Arch return punts.

Sorry I wasn't clear - I assumed most would understand the sentiment of, "do your best to get out of the game without injuries", while also knowing that in football there is always a chance of injury. Next time I'll try to get AI to draw pictures.

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Sark in 2025 in games after long layoffs (Suckeyes) and bye weeks (Gata and Dawgs) is winless..

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Expect Michigan to ball out and be physical -- just hope Sark has his team ready.... 🙄

Why should we expect that from Michigan?

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Jelani McDonald, Ryan Wingo & Cole Hutson Citrus Bowl Player Availability | Texas Longhorns FootballFootball

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Isn’t wingo in the portal?

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