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Lazy-eyed Brett Jensen's audible obesity on my television during football watchin'

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I'm watching football and this fat fuck is saying some shit about being a job creator and not afraid to be a capitalist, as if his overworked truck's suspension is being weighed down by Communists and not his profoundly obese ass

that will hopefully die as soon as fucking possible

. I know you're not afraid to say things, Brett, like "Ma'am, I'll have 17 more waffles and a few bricks of ham for my friend Geoffrey here" to the IHOP waitress. I'm sure you're unapologetically able to utter that shit past the grease and deposits clogging your internals.

A job creator for sure. Fucking cardiology and vegetable oil strainology.

Jesus Christ

I said, "You can HEAR how fat this guy is" and now I AM THE ASSHOLE? Now I am the problem with the women in the room?

Disgusting.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Jesus Christ

I said, "You can HEAR how fat this guy is" and now I AM THE ASSHOLE? Now I am the problem with the women in the room?

Disgusting.

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At least you don't have to listen to MAGA Mayes Middleton.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

At least you don't have to listen to MAGA Mayes Middleton.

We get Alex Mealer too though.

Buddy of mine is a reformed capitol rat but still finds himself in the halls for special lege lobbying on occasion. Knows his shit. Says Mayes is a dangerous MF in terms of self funding, true believer, intelligence and political savvy.

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Politics aside, it's the aesthetic disgustingness of this guy that bothers me. I'm pleasantly watching sports and he's struggling to breathe as he talks. You can hear the air slipping past the fat deposits as he talks. It's gross.

55 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Politics aside, it's the aesthetic disgustingness of this guy that bothers me. I'm pleasantly watching sports and he's struggling to breathe as he talks. You can hear the air slipping past the fat deposits as he talks. It's gross.

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I saw an ad for this guy the other day and thought it was a spoof. What a fucking loser. Who votes for these dipshits? Oh, right.

democrats need to run ads about how pedophiles have fully taken over the republican party

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