This shittastic year is almost over, but first...we celebrate Festivus. Particularly important to mark the holiday this year since we lost too many wonderful people in 2020, including Jerry Stiller (RIP, Frank Costanza). Jerry Stiller would be pleased to know, we can now proudly say "Happy Festivus" without fear of being canceled. The War on Festivus is Over!
We've aired all our grievances between the DT, Football, and CR forums. The feats of strength have already been won by the health care workers on this site. The Pole has already been given to South Austin's Mom quite a few times (FYI-she also finds tinsel distracting). All that's left is to enjoy a Festivus dinner with loved ones, and a flask. And of course---to look for Festivus Miracles in your life or on our coaching staff. As Hans Gruber once told one of his 12 disciple-terrorists..."It's Festivus Theo, it's the time of miracles. So be of good cheer."
May your 2021 have a very high strength-to-weight ratio.