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  1. People bragging about how they "saw the totality!" sound exactly like the "I saw that band live!". People. Yeah, you and millions of others. You ain't special.
  2. For dinner last night, we decided on these ham and cheese croissants we get from Costo, they're really good. As I got out the box, I noticed they could be cooked in the air fryer, and the wife said "Let's try that out". I don't use the air fryer, so I'm not up to speed on how accurate the settings are but I noticed the temp she had it set on (390) was higher than what is suggested on the box (350). I pointed this out and she said "Meh, I never change the temp on this", so I just left her alone. After removing the charred remains of the croissants from the air fryer, we had a grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner.
  3. Sat down at my desk and got a call at straight up 8:00 on the dot. What in the actual fuck, people??? I need to ease into this bullshit.
  4. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-03/sylmar-burglary-money-storage-facility-30-million
  5. My buddy works for the USPS and he said dealing with the dogs was terrible. But the reason they aren't getting mauled on the reg is (according to my buddy) once your dog starts some shit, the carriers will just quit bringing your mail. You have to go to the station and get it yourself. And their union doesn't fuck around.
  6. My wife likes to start arts and crafts projects at like 9 PM. "I'm gonna paint these blocks for the grandkids!". Once, I asked why she had all this energy later in the evening for that bullshit but when I ask for some pussy at 10 PM on a random day, she's "so exhausted". Tone, etc.
  7. My sister had two friends that got the pills instead of the liquid and both had serious issues. Aspirated during the procedure and almost died. They had to abort and reschedule for a later date, which just adds insult to injury IMO.
  8. I need to get going with one of these, as I just turned 50. But honestly, the prep scares me more than the anal intrusion. I hate taking things that mess with my stomach, I don't think I could handle it.
  9. I bought a shirt online, it was delivered today. I was quite pleased until I saw that it was "Hand wash only, hang dry". Fucking hell.
  10. As a state employee, I can't tell you how many times I've had people tell me our rules and requirements are stupid and ask why we don't "fix it". And I say to them "This is how the statute is written. We have no authority to change anything. If you don't like it, contact your legislator and tell him.".
  11. I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free: Yo, it's time to set the record straight, I'm dropping bars to seal your fate, Riff Raff, you're just a parody, A joke in the game, no real strategy. You're flashy chains and neon gear, But where's the substance, where's the real fear? Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake, You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake. Claiming fame with your outlandish style, But when it comes to talent, you're in denial. You're all flash and no class, A one-hit wonder destined to pass. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Verse 2) You claim to be a rap icon, But your career's a joke, it's long gone. You're living in a fantasy, a dream, But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems. Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow, You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars. You talk a big game, but where's the substance? You're all style, no essence, just nonsense. You're a stain on the rap scene, A walking meme, a has-been. I'll tear you down, expose your flaws, Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Bridge) You may have fans who love the show, But real heads know you're just for show. You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie, I'll bury you deep, no need to try. (Verse 3) So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well, Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell. I'm the real deal, the genuine article, While you're just a sideshow carnival. I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick, Expose your flaws, make you sick. So say your prayers, it's time to face, The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace. (Chorus) Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown, In this rap game, you're going down. I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep, Exposing your facade, time to weep. (Outro) So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real, But your time's up, it's time to kneel. I'll be here, standing tall and true, While you fade away, lost in the blue.
  12. I'm in central OK and my homeowner's went up about 15%. The hail up here sucks so much (like many things here). I want to call around but I just switched last year or 18 months ago. I guess I'll hold out for now.
  13. I used to talk mad shit about the dorks that complained at work about losing/gaining an hour. "Who gives a fuck?", I would ask the losers. Well, I guess fun time's over for me. I felt shitty yesterday and again today, haven't slept well. I can't explain it. I have become that which I most despise.
  14. Yeah, this made no sense. The dad is telling him "You could get a title shot if you keep it up" and if I'm Kevin or David I'd say "Uhh, you own the company. Write me in as the champ."
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