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  1. Listen guys, I'd like to say it's not his fault, because he's brain damaged. But he's not brain damaged, he's just really fucking stupid and does a fuck ton of drugs and is really fucking stupid. Had to be said twice.
  2. I hope you're carrying bear mace and maybe a blunderbuss or something. Being 10 feet from a big bear and counting on it being startled doesn't seem like a good long term plan.
  3. Anyone have any good suggestions for a replacement for the Chase Sapphire card? They're upping the annual fee, and while the benefits are great, my wife and I have started trying to pay for things in cash as opposed to a credit card.
  4. Show us on the doll where your wife hurt you. It’s ok we’re in the trust tree.
  5. My BIL runs a machinist shop. His #1 headache, other than his business partner's general uselessness, is dealing with machinist labor. They're mostly unreliable, and he's forever trying to find ones that can be relied on or cycling through them. So, it might not be as easy as you think.
  6. I should probably just take the rest of the afternoon off, and/or maybe just spend the rest of the afternoon trying to read Texags, but earnestly. That would be less painful than this shit.
  7. There's an awful lot of bush in your only pictures from Vegas, and I don't mean the good kind.
  8. Ohio State doesn't play in the SEC. By the way, neither is GA. They're still ranked higher than us. They have 20 4 stars to our 12, granted a much bigger class. Even if you take away our 3 specialists, their average star ranking might still be higher than ours. They're lying children with no concept of reality.
  9. You underestimate the ability for human beings to lie to themselves. 90% of these motherfuckers actually believe they played the game clean, and didn't pay for players to go to their schools. And the 10% who did know, directly, that they were paying players, tell themselves that everyone was paying players so they weren't doing anything different, and the differentiator was their development and culture and ability to get kids drafted and blah fucking blah. They don't like it when you say "Well, if everyone was paying players back then, then why wasn't Texas getting any elite players? Things seem to look different now that paying players is legal, right?" Or, in other words, they're all fucking lying dipshits.
  10. The $25 price tag is probably because they know aTm alums will show up to boo the fuck out of this Hugh McElroy character. Also, lol. I know one of the earlier criticisms I used to read from dipshit aggies online was that Texas was the REAL racist school, because we won the last "all-white" national championship in '63. Meanwhile aTm waited another 7 years to even start a fucking black player. Congrats, losers, on only being able to hide your systemic racist bullshit because your football teams sucked too bad for anyone to notice.
  11. You have a weird way of defining "acceptance." Yes, that is what's going to happen, and then the old guard will zip up their pants and tell them to fuck off because they're pathetic. Yeah, isn't Bowman the guy they promised like 3 million dollars? I don't see him flipping if that's the dude. Or was that Luftwaffle?
  12. The real unfortunate thing is we're on this dipshits 500th stroke, and sadly he's still going strong.
  13. Nick Saban basically skull fucked the nation, but particularly the SEC, into having to just accept the fact that Alabama was a tough beat because they put guys in the league, and they played the game. It took the greater part of a decade, but it finally got normalized. I look forward to Texas normalizing that shit sooner, rather than later. Wolk seems to get it, and can read the obvious as fuck tea leaves. One more year of exciting draft returns for Texas, and we could be looking at the bullshit, surface level excuses of "Texas only wins recruiting battles because of money" and "Texas doesn't develop players" and "We don't want mercenaries" disappearing off the face of the earth. I cant speak to how Championships will fall in Texas's favor, but I know that eventually, even the dumbest motherfuckers, will have no choice but to accept that Texas is developing talent at a high motherfucking rate and Austin is a great place to play ball if you want a future in the NFL...and money now. I can't wait. Those fucking toothless SEC hayseeds basically incepted themselves to accept the reality that Alabama and Nick Saban were real, and there was an entire cognitive movement around SEC dick-riding by those atavistic waterheads to have to accept that reality without killing themselves. Because at least Alabama was one of them, right? No one views Texas as "one of us," and more importantly, Texas doesn't view the rest of them as peers, either. We're never going to join their little double digit IQ club, and they won't be able to handle it when we're crushing recruiting, getting dudes drafted, and playing for titles. Their brains will explode. It will be the most bitter dick they've ever tasted, and I am fucking HERE for it. And even better, aTm will almost certainly try to keep saying "See I told you so" to those goobers for some semblance of acceptance, and the rest of the SEC is going to reject the fuck out of them too. This is the inevitable end, and we're already seeing the beginnings of it with every single "I hate what the game has become" take on their fucking boards that coincides with whatever lie they're telling themselves currently to get through the day as reality starts to set in. Enjoy the lies you're telling to yourself now, boys, because sunlight is coming and there won't be any dark corner of your dim mind where you'll be able to hide from reality.
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