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Red Five

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  1. I think it should be a major plot point that she does not wear the suit under her clothes. Then she gets drunk and forgets. Whoops! Naked. Also, she should have a filthy lesbian relationship experiment with Lois, and whoever Tits McGee was working in the Daily Planet. I should really write these movies.
  2. It's going to be tough for me to explain to the people around/with me why I'm laughing hysterically the first time this happens. "Well you see... never mind."
  3. Well it's just nice that he's doing something with his wealth and fame to help people. Edit: No wait, he's just profiting off of and trying to increase the number of the thing that kills more US children than anything else.
  4. Something I just thought about a week after seeing this... Was there a scene with a Clark shirt rip/change into Superman? I do not recall one. That's like the most iconic Superman thing there is. Kind of weird.
  5. “Hey look another one. He’s the current President of the United States.”
  6. Ah, right in the sweet spot. 17.
  7. Lulz. None of that makes any sense. Prop him up in the middle of the stage and wait for photographers to be brought around. Just stand there for awhile. Granted I've never gone through SS training, but wouldn't they have immediately surrounded him and basically carried him off the stage and thrown into the SUV, within about two seconds? We wouldn't have seen his face again that day, after he first hit the deck.
  8. Waiting for him to announce proof of alien existence or JFK stuff as a distraction. Kind of shocked he has never done it to this point. The fact that he hasn't makes me wonder if he's not read-in (yeah I know) on a bunch of that kind of stuff.
  9. Are we sure that was a real video? I mean it matches up with everything else we saw, but like you said, it makes it look so... orchestrated. And produced.
  10. Just reading between the lines, sounds like Littleton and Phillips are gonna be pushing some current corners down the depth chart here pretty soon. A guy like Roberson could probably play just about anywhere, but will soon be third team if he's not already.
  11. So Obama, Biden, Comey, etc. all got together and decided to make a Jeffrey Epstein hoax, in which they frame Trump for things he didn't do. Then they.... don't release it? Or do anything with it. Or talk about it. Ever. That has to be the worst frame job I've ever seen.
  12. Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II? I don't think there is any way to possibly satirize these people anymore.
  13. https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/stephen-colbert-late-show-end-cbs-rcna219499
  14. Chris Hayes just audibly gaffawed at Cory Booker's "Imagine if Obama". Well yeah, no shit.
  15. Yeah. He's threatening to sue, so I'm assuming there is more in there than that. I mean fuck, they were best friends (per Epstein). For years. Sharing "secrets" could be anything (if you're wanting to find an alternate reason... of course we know what it means in reality on Earth 1).
  16. Please tell me there's more to the birthday card thing than that.
  17. He just started laying the groundwork though. Like saying months before elections that they will be rigged (if he loses).
  18. “Ok here it is. The parts that don’t mention Trump are legit. The parts that do mention him are the result of a democratic hoax.” This where we’re headed?
  19. As in, a backup at both tackle spots? Brooks is the backup LT currently. Cojoe on the other. I don’t know if Chatman is currently at tackle or guard. He’s been both.
  20. Oh, he doesn’t? All that stuff he’s been calling a hoax that was written by Obama, Comey, Hillary, and Biden? Sometimes I wonder how these people keep all this categorized in their heads.
  21. Levitt not looking very polite there in the least.
  22. I mean pretend you knew nothing about Trump. Pretend you had been in a coma since 2015. Just watching and listening to him you would know with about 98% confidence that he is suppressing this because it’s very bad for him. Now add in that other stuff, like all his stupid tells. “Obama did it. It’s a hoax.” Bump it up to 100000%. (base scratching their heads…. “Did the Obamas and the Bidens blackmail him into not releasing everything??”)
  23. Wow. Never seen that before. I swear, Trump could leave the White House tomorrow wearing a t-shirt that says “I like to rape underage girls. The younger the better.” and his base would be like “He must be trying to cover for the Clintons for some reason, but why??”.
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