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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Fades to Xavier Worthy in close games made me want to shave my head and bite into a cocktail glass and chew it like popcorn. -
Hilarious that people are still buying this. Kirk click Bohls did his lazy nonsense and it stuck.
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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
Chooky replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
If you guys start arguing about the WNBA I'm gonna light a Nari Shakti Puraskar Award on fire and resurrect Nicolas Chauvin to ejaculate on it. I stand by my statement. -
That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two.
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Yesterday the files didn't exist. Now they were written by Obama. You'd have to be really focused on your acquiescence ritual, like on a deeply spiritual level, to buy this pound of ham. BOTH SIDES!
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That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something.
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I, for one, have forgotten all about Jody Epstein, whatever his name is -- whoever he might be. Trump should bomb Puerto Rico and wipe this news off of the forefront.
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Who is "they?" Yeah, I guess i agree. "They" really need to flush all of this into the open. It appears at least one side of the House, in entirety, doesn't want that to happen. The other side, however ... .
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Well, it'd be nice to know, wouldn't it? Who could make that happen right now?
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This is our concern, dude.
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You absolutely understand why this is newsworthy. The House vote was meaningless to what the DoJ would be required. It looked more like a loyalty test. The Man Who Wears Makeup just got a wet turd slung into his face and wants everyone back on the reservation. The best they could do is a gesture of solidarity. The Orange, Butterscotched Quaffed One, and a huge bulk of his cabinet, have been sqwawking about transparency over this single issue for two years. It was basically the cornerstone of the entirety of the Vice President's campaign talking points. Now an abrupt change of priority. Nothing to see here. You're pretending this is a non story, for political reasons, while you squeal about politics being discussed in the DT. You understand that this is foul. But you're here to insist that you aren't acknowledging it while you acknowledge it. You look silly.
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Maxwell was charged and is now in prison for sex trafficking. Strangely, nobody knows where the sex got trafficked. It's not important. The sex was probably trafficked to Whitey Bulger or into space. One of those is dead and the other is really far away. So, it's fine now. It's done. You sound very unpatriotic for inquiring about this.
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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
Chooky replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen.- 596 replies
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Because they've been told that further sealing this shit up and enduring derision for a cover-up is a heap fuck ton better than revealing what's on that goddamn list. Remember that time Alex Acosta swooped in, out of nowhere, for reasons nobody could explain, into a perfectly staffed and capable criminal jurisdiction, to restructure and soften an already agreed upon plea agreement for epstein, without consulting a single victim or the prosecutors, the day of epstein's sentencing and then he was later awarded for it by being appointed as Trump's labor secretary? That had nothing to do with this. Just a peculiar coincidence. Trump simply wanted Acosta to secretary the shit out of that labor. There was nobody more cut out for the job. Total coincidence that all of these hideous ghouls were all fucking around in Florida during this time. Anyone still pondering this is probably very unpatriotic.
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