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Gap03

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  1. "God works in mysterious ways. Now shut the fuck up with all of your facts." / Baptists probably
  2. Trump and co are going to Streisand this WSJ story into some real shit, and I'm here for it.
  3. While Rush, Murdoch, Ailes, McConnell and Trump were fundamentally responsible for the demise of the country, Roberts, seeing the country in distress, decided to kneel down, put the pillow over its face and smother it to death. Seriously - fuck that naive piece of shit for finishing us off.
  4. "No, no - you just don't understand. See Horn Under a Bad Sign's post. They were just being carried home by Jesus himself - just disregard all the stories from other Camp Mystic campers about 7-8 yos screaming as their cabins filled with water and they were ultimately swept away in the torrent. I'm sure there was absolutely no suffering at all ... " / Our fairy tale loving brethren on the right
  5. I have always envisioned it was this guy crying in that video ...
  6. DAMN YOU, BIDEN!!!!! [Posted in preparation for the explanation that Dotard wasn't really involved in appointing Powell, even if it happened during his first term.]
  7. While I am sympathetic to the argument that there should be more classes of warnings to distinguish between "there could be serious flooding" and "OMG GTFO away from all rivers right now!!", when you choose to lodge over a hundred 7-10-year-old girls on a flood plain, you just need to shut the fuck up. Once you're in that position, you need to be rousting all of those girls and getting them to higher ground EVERY FUCKING TIME you get a flood warning.
  8. My dream would be that they cut the margins so thin in trying to win every seat in Texas that, once the tariffs / Medicaid / Epstein file shit all sets in, they end up losing 5-10 seats instead of gaining 5. Probably won't happen, but I think they're taking all the safe seats they have for granted.
  9. Lakeway webcam: https://www.earthcam.com/usa/texas/lakeway/?cam=laketravis
  10. Best they can do is the Austin Fire Chief, who will somehow be responsible for every last death on the Guadalupe when all is said and done, despite Kerr County not sending out any alerts until 5am on the 4th.
  11. This is the perfect synopsis of the FIFA debacle: https://bsky.app/profile/katelynann.bsky.social/post/3ltvczewo7c2w Did dipshit really expect any adulation from soccer fans, or is this just him imposing his will on people that he knows deep down hate him?
  12. Supreme Court when this tariff is contested (obfuscated by 60 pages of bullshit in their opinion):
  13. Agreed - the Llano is flooding again, and I suspect they don't want a repeat of getting behind the inflows.
  14. I guess we'll see what happens when the bird flu mutates into something transmissible from human to human. Hopefully we're able to pull together an mRNA vaccine in short order, and at that point we'll see if these idiots stick to their guns. With a mortality rate of ~50%, that might end up addressing the issue rather quickly.
  15. 35% tariff in three weeks ...
  16. And, by the way, it looks like this may have been Commissioner Buster Baldwin, the guy who also was vehemently opposed to the sirens: Of course, he's dead so he doesn't get to take responsibility for his handiwork.
  17. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. At first I was like - no way that's real. But it IS real. And still up. And he's a father - presumably with only sons, right? EDIT: spoke too soon. He does have daughters. And he even clarified in a follow-up tweet: "If Trump did that to my daughters, forgiving him would break me. But Jesus calls me to forgive, as He forgave me. I’d need His strength every day. It would be the hardest, holiest act of love I could ever choose. But I would still politically support him as my president, yes." Is this parody, or is this motherfucker that broke-brained?
  18. "I know their names & why they're being suppressed ..."
  19. True, but the commissioner on the left seems to be fully representative of the nut job conspiracy theorists that came in to talk.
  20. Frank Wade is absolutely a dumb piece of shit, but Susan Deininger of 103 Turnberry Cir, Kerrville, TX seems multiple degrees more unhinged and appears to show up to most of the Kerrville board meetings even though she's not on the board. Now, the ultimate decision was made by commmissioners (not Frank or Susan), and to their credit they didn't seem to be reciting the same far right talking points as those two. Still made a brain dead decision that cost a multitude of unnecessary deaths, though, so they can get fucked too.
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