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Gap03

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  1. That's kinda spectacular. Buck and Gallagher rolling out on their last day like ...
  2. Why do I get the sense this wonk-eyed piece of shit has recently become heavily invested in a leveraged portfolio of VPN providers?
  3. That was a bad example. I'm thinking something more like this, but worse, cuz we're Texas ... Qualified immunity: Ohio police killed Luke Stewart (usatoday.com) In summary, a poorly-drafted, poorly-thought out law + loose cannons enforcing it + judiciary run amok = lots of innocent dead people. It's a completely foreseeable outcome, but the GQP (and Fatty) will still manage to act surprised when it comes to pass, despite repeated warnings.
  4. Bro, do you even qualified immunity? Alito will fall all over himself to rule that even militia members have been deputized by SB4 and accordingly are entitled to QI, just like the cops.
  5. Jesus H. Christ - this bumbling, fat fuck is the perfect spokesperson for SB4 - it was obviously as well thought out as it seemed. It's a fucking splendid idea for the USSC to let this sort of shit ride through, clearly encroaching on federal authority, just because the state GQP screams "INVASION!1!!1" / "EMERGENCY!11!" At least the 5th Circuit stepped back in, but what the actual fuck?
  6. So, if Tester, Brown and Gallego pull off the hat trick, the Dems gain control of the House and Biden is able to hold off Dotard, do we think that the Senate Dems will finally have the balls to kill the filibuster and start doing some shit? Lots of "ifs" in there, but there seems to be a fighter's chance of getting to a place where they can actually deliver on election integrity, women's rights, etc. After the low-hanging fruit, I'd love to see them take a crack at packing the Court and, if they can't get that through, at least shoring up the authority of federal administrative agencies (EPA) against the barrage from the Court's conservative wing. I know, I know ...
  7. Trump's Tax Accountants: "When criming's your business, aren't criminal penalties fully-deductible business expenses?" or Option B:
  8. This shit is fucking flabbergasting. It took them hours and hours to count 8,000 votes and finalize the results, during which there were issues at multiple stages. No worries though - just a few innocent mistakes: Close enough, right? I'm sure the GQP is fine with the counts being +/- 2-3%, right?
  9. I'm waiting for news of the mysterious warehouse fire in JYNA!!! that burned the entire 1M pair supply and the accompanying insurance claim that builds in a 50% premium over the original $400 asking price cuz they were so hot ...
  10. Yeah, but he is "earning" $25m per year for investing in an asset class in which, to my knowledge, he had no experience (which honestly might be a good thing given his real estate investing experience). Super ironic in light of all the crying about Hunter's board comp.
  11. Hey, look - it's Jane and John of "Jimmy, John and Jane" fame still doing the GQP's fucked up bidding ...
  12. I'm told that's the way democracy is supposed to work ... at least in Georgia.
  13. So good to have Jon Stewart back (and back on track again):
  14. Dotard putting out strong Dr. Lexus vibes ...
  15. The worst fucking people never die ...
  16. I mean, Trump, Bannon and co. are sketchy as shit, but Ima need a little more in the way of supportable facts here. It all feels a bit "2000 mules" / "magic box of ballots"-y to me, and I'm not on board with having that sort of disinformation coming from both sides.
  17. Bro, Abbott and DeSantis are going to suppress the shit outta urban voters anyway, so 6 of one, half dozen of the other ...
  18. I mean, there IS plenty of Supreme Court voting law precedent for the "we don't think CO should have done this, but we can't possibly expect CO to print new ballots at this point, soooooo maybe next election ..." approach, right? So maybe CO just says, "Sorry, folks, ballots already printed ..."
  19. So we're just going to fuck Ukraine, huh?
  20. "So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me I will do ..." That song is so fucking spot on.
  21. Hurricane season this year is going to be fun, given temps in the Atlantic are already at June levels. I mean, maybe if we get a tropical storm parked over the Highland Lakes, I'll be able to water my lawn this summer. Knowing our luck, though, we'll probably have widespread wildfires going that will end up being exacerbated by the dryside winds from a Cat 6 hitting Houston.
  22. Oh, judgments imposed after a life of crime are going to cramp your style???
  23. Meteor, earthquake, tornado, crazy cartel member with a rifle across the border, freak razor wire spool accident - I mean, I'm not picky ...
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