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pearlandhorn

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  1. Kobe Black will begin at Corner and I believe I've heard potentially move to safety after he's gained weight (could have sworn I heard Bobby allude to this). '24 signee and EE Wardell Mack will play Corner I believe. '24 signee and EE Santana Wilson will play Corner I believe. Belief that he will move to safety? '24 signee and not an EE There's also Gavin Holmes at corner.
  2. I have now figured out the 9.95er model. Watch Bobby's livestreams, come the surly for reassurance, tweak a bit and report on orangebloods.
  3. Have got to get pressure somehow. He’s throwing fucking darts.
  4. Tapering for Houston right now. Reflecting back, it’s kind of surreal that I couldn’t run a mile without stopping 3 or 4 years ago. Now I’m about to try my second full marathon. A real testament to hard work and just having fun. Good luck to everyone this winter!
  5. Bama punter grabbing his thigh and Michigan guy hit his calf. Football is now soccer on punts.
  6. Everyone in our media department needs a raise. Immediately. Their stuff is awesome.
  7. I said yesterday that this dude is just different. Some call it a “wake up call”, others call it “finding a why” and this dude has it. Sark wants this shit. And he deserves it. To overcome substance abuse, being out of work, getting back into it and having massive setbacks, the guy gets culture and these players love him for it. Texas - infinity Washington - 7
  8. Nice to see the cloak room morons stepping into the football board.
  9. You can just tell Sark wants this shit bad. Not only to prove everyone wrong but to prove it to himself.
  10. Yep. I can’t remember where I heard it (maybe Bobby Burton) but he seems to think that if Texas had traded places with FSU and wasn’t in the CFP, there would be nowhere near the number of opt outs for Texas. He was saying this to point to the culture that Sark had instilled in the program. While Bijan and Roshon both opted out last year, I think the program took a MASSIVE step this last year and I’d like to think both of them would play if they were on the team this year and we weren’t in the CFP.
  11. Grand finale Christmas gift: in laws are renting a house near Orlando and invited all sisters and their “spouses” to come out in the middle of June. Guess who gets to spend their vacation with two deadbeat SILs wandering around Disney in the middle of June this year? I got a used tool set (no shit) from my FIL. I already got a socket set last year. Deadbeat SIL is a manager of a CBD store in ATL. My wife got enough CBD shit to open up her own fucking store.
  12. Oh dude. You’re behind. I’ll point you to page 1 of this thread where I go through the events leading up to thanksgiving.
  13. I was wrong. From this point forward, I’ll call whiny, know it all SIL the moocher SIL and the druggie SIL Druggie SIL. Moocher SIL just tried to give my border collie CBD because she “needs to chill”. Hey bitch, she’s a border collie. She has no chill. Moocher SIL and old sugar daddy are in fact here for some reason. Druggist SIL is already half a bottle of Evan Williams deep.
  14. Here we go. Wife and son came up to Tyler on Friday. I had the work late Friday and came up yesterday. Drug addled SIL was up here on Wednesday at my in laws. We get a call Tuesday morning that she has invited a guy (51) to Christmas that no one in the family has met. SIL and him met on a cruise 3 weeks ago. My wife finds out yesterday that she is moving in with him after they get back from another cruise next week. Oh, he lives in NC. This’ll get interesting. I haven’t been over there yet. This SIL hasn’t spoken to my wife since my wife found her blitzed out of her mind at the end of the summer. Won’t return calls, texts, nothing. Yet, acts like nothing is wrong at all at my in laws. She’s heavily on the booze and drank so much Friday night that she got sick. She’s communicating with the ex husband, other BF (with the girlfriend), and this new guy from NC. If I didn’t mention it before, she’s still sleeping with her ex, involved with a yard maintenance guy and his girlfriend (threesome style), and this new guy. The new guy is completely oblivious and naive about everything. About 3 weeks ago, she stopped communicating with everyone and my FIL drove to Huntsville to ex husbands apartment and found both of them naked, dressed up in Magic the Gathering makeup, playing a fucking game. They were both fucked up beyond belief. I wouldn’t mind ex husband showing up tomorrow just for the lulz. Other SIL flies in and gets here at midnight tonight. Because who would want to be sleeping at midnight on Christmas Eve? My FIL is picking her up from the airport. Her 65 year old sugar daddy (former Microsoft programmer or something) is driving from ATL to Dallas then to Tyler to pick her up this next Thursday. At least I don’t have to see that douche. I don’t blame him one bit for shoving her on a plane. Driving 12 plus hours with that would make me want to jump out of the car at 75 mph. Can’t wait to get parenting advice from someone who doesn’t have kids! Oh, my parents toilet and shower has overflowed. Drain is clogged and we have to call an emergency plumber. I’ll update with more drama as it occurs. Christmas is making up for a lackluster thanksgiving already.
  15. You think sark is only beating A&M next year by two scores? Lol
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