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Francisco 2.0

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  1. "He farts just like I do!" -An excited 47 year old Trump voter living in Keokuk, Iowa
  2. He's having a hard time this morning. All 5 of these were within a 2 minute span:
  3. My ex-wife's uncle bought a Metro for his 30 mile one-way commute back in 95 or so. It was a 3 cylinder, 5 speed with no A/C, no power options, etc He said it would get around 50 a gallon. Of course, the thing barely weighed more than a go-kart, probably made 60 HP, had the barest minimum of safety equipment, and did I say it had no A/C?
  4. https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2024/04/19/mike-johnsons-coalition-government-00153280?nname=playbook&nid=0000014f-1646-d88f-a1cf-5f46b7bd0000&nrid=0000014e-f0fd-dd93-ad7f-f8fde5bf0000&nlid=630318
  5. Well, your warranty will be voided otherwise. Moose out front should have told you.
  6. Goddamn, can't we get the ability to like something more than once?
  7. Woooo boy: https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/04/18/congress/hfc-on-alert-00153097
  8. Good luck with that. Unless she's committed fraud on some level, convicted or something...she's gonna be a lifer. Just wait until a 2nd Trump administration, where she is elevated to Secretary of State or some shit like that.
  9. In looking at this photo: What's going to happen, warranty wise, when it rains on these vehicles, birds shit on them, etc? Tesla has already explicitly warned against this kind of thing: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html
  10. Because I had to look it up: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html So, Tesla spent considerable R&D time, money and brainpower coding something that essentially a large swath of the population is going to take for granted at a car wash: make sure the windows are up, don't open the charging (gas tank) lid, and don't run the wipers.
  11. But at the end of the day, her House district is going to put her back into office anyway. The only way Marge Green ever gets removed from that seat is if someone further to the right comes along and primaries her (imagine that scenario), Georgia redraws the districts to put her seat solely within Atlanta (not going to happen) or she's "convinced" to retire from politics to be commentator on Newsmax or somesuch.
  12. Oh, and today's press announcement is helping to crater the price: coming soon, streaming TV. Honestly smells like an attempt to boost the price, but looks like it has failed: https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/16/trump-media-shares-fall-7percent-after-saying-truth-social-to-launch-tv-streaming-platform.html And because other broadcasters are just too fucking woke:
  13. Hell, with over 30 seasons of Simpsons to sift through, what you are describing could have easily happened, but I couldn't find it. Check out Frinkiac, for it has every Simpsons episode for the first 17 seasons.
  14. https://frinkiac.com/episode/S13E18/695236 11:25-11:39
  15. It's 24.22 23.86 at this moment. (Hell, it lost a over a quarter in value in 7 minutes) And somewhere, someone is thinking "I'll go sell my Dale Earnhardt collectible plates and some Beanie Babies Tricia had put back and buy some more stock".
  16. So, someone spent $100,000 on a Cybertruck, then spent another $10K or so on a wrap so the Cybertruck would resemble a F-150. I........I have questions.
  17. It's kinda perplexing that Trump isn't performing some kind of stock manipulation daily on his Twitter knock off. I mean, he bitches about this or that...but unless I've missed it somehow, you don't see him daily or hourly pumping up the rubes to "go get some stock today! It's poised to be more valuable than Amazon tomorrow!" Which leads to two possibilities: Trump has been made very aware of what the SEC can (and will do) so he's actually heeding advice and laying low.....or, he's just utterly fucking clueless about how stock offerings work and just wants his cut ASAP and doesn't give a shit if anyone actually buys it.
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