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Ghost of LL

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  1. Oof--getting into the Orioles bullpen in the first of the first game of a series is probably not great for Baltimore, judging from its cool 8.42 ERA.
  2. There's no fucking way I'm going to get to go skiing after Mrs.LL blew out her ACL on the mountain at Taos a few years ago. But yeah. I'm not going to win this fight. Mrs.LL wants to go to Amalfi. So we're going to Amalfi.
  3. Starting to think about Italy for Spring Break next year. Both kids have now taken enough world history in school to be interested in Rome, so that's where they're keen to go. And Mrs.LL is interested in heading down to the Amalfi Coast. So I'm thinking four days in Rome (leave Thursday, arrive Friday late afternoon, and have Saturday through Tuesday in Rome). Wednesday for travel/see Pompeii along the way. And then Thursday through Saturday for the Amalfi Coast. Does that sound reasonable? A few things: I have no idea what to do in Amalfi. Do we just drive around and . . . I don't know--see cliffs? Maybe rent a boat for a day or two? And how long do I need down there? Frankly, if it were up to me, we'd spend the entire goddamned week in Rome. But shit's no up to me. I'm just the guy planning, organizing, and paying for the entire goddamned adventure.
  4. So for a completely idiosyncratic perspective, I don't like this. I have the game on one screen and am writing a brief on the others. And if you're only half-paying attention to the game, it's suddenly real hard to follow. I look at the game, and the Phillies are up to bat and have one on and one out. And the I look over at the brief, write a paragraph, and by the time I look back, the Rangers are up and already have two outs. Over the past 30 years, baseball fans have gotten pretty well conditioned to be able to follow a baseball game while doing something else entirely. And now that's a lot more difficult. And it's really very jarring (and somewhat unwelcome).
  5. Yeah, sorry my friend. But there's a judicial race here in Travis County that's pretty fucking important to my day-to-day life. So I'll be voting in the Democratic primary. And anyway--there are no statewide races in 2024 that are going to have a competitive Republican primary. And in any of my congressional/legislative districts, the Democratic primary is where the action is.
  6. I'm actually really very curious. Please let me know when you find out.
  7. I paid on miles (actually, AmEx points). I think it was around 180,000 points per person round trip for first class on Singapore Airlines from LAX to NRT. I then got a reasonably cheap flight on AA from AUS to LAX.
  8. We didn't have that experience with the smog. It was polluted, but it wasn't that bad. We went in April; perhaps it's a seasonal thing? But this does bring up a good point, and maybe it's a rule of thumb that should be adopted: the shitter the country, the nicer your hotel needs to be. I don't mind staying at a pretty cheap hotel in Berlin. But if I'm going to Nigeria, you better believe I'm staying at the Ritz Carlton. I've shared on here previously that Russia was the only place I've traveled where I felt unsafe even in my hotel. Fucking mobsters running prostitutes out of the lobby and meeting with cops in the hotel bar. And this was in a nice Western hotel. Never again. But, I have to ask--Kamchatka? I do know that Alaska Airlines used to fly to Petropavlovsk from Anchorage years ago. But that flight is long-since discontinued. To get there now, I think you'd probably have to go through Moscow.
  9. If I set a basil plant on my front porch, will the deer eat it? Or is basil one of those weird things that the deer won't touch?
  10. I suppose my felling on it is that when I'm in their country, they're the ones who get to set the rules for "decorum." Yeah--there are a lot of dudes hustling for baksheesh. I found that a curt "la'a" does the trick to back them off. And if you want to be somewhat polite, a "la', shukran" or "la, ma'lish" will work well. I mean, you probably are going to have to say it a half-dozen times. But isn't that part of the charm of being in a foreign place? If everyone adhered to an American sense of decorum, wouldn't a large part of the adventure of going overseas evaporate? That is one of my favorite travel stories. Our first night in Cairo, Mrs.LL and I went to a hookah bar along the Nile. It was a great place--the patio stretched along the Nile waterfront and you had everyone there, from young Egyptians to people with the nearby French and Austrian embassies to rando tourists (i.e., us). So after a while, the fire in our hookah starts to die down. So a guy with a pot of charcoal comes over and freshens up the fire. Having done so, he puts out his hand for some baksheesh. The smallest I had was a 20-pound note (then worth about $0.80). Oops--big fucking mistake. That's like giving a piece of your pizza crust to a pigeon. You're going to have a thousand pigeons descend on you in short order. And so it was with the charcoal guys, who were suddenly refreshing our fire every five minutes. All of this was much to the amusement of some of the European diplomatic staff, who were at nearby tables. We started chatting with a couple of them, and they explained that this type of de-minimis service gets one pound. But I don't have a pound. Yeah--nobody does. That's the fun thing. They make a one-pound note, but there's really tough to come by. And shopkeepers don't want to make change, because they've got their own baksheeshing to do. So yeah--we trotted back to the hotel and had the concierge break a hundred-pound note to singles.
  11. I mean, I only said this exact thing like three months ago. But better late than never on that particular uptake, I suppose.
  12. Laugh all you want, but that's a damned fine drink. But personally, I leave out the fruit and go straight with a dirty martini.
  13. Yeah--because when my life is on the line, I totally want to see "Made in China" on the tag of my body armor.
  14. Wow--you didn't like Cairo? That's really surprising to me. Mrs.LL and I loved it. Now, as I said before, it may be because we stayed at the Four Seasons. So we had our little sanctuary to go back to at the end of the day. And I think there's something to that in a place like Cairo, which is wholly alien and not . . . shall we say diplomatically . . . consistent with our Western standards for cleanliness and hygiene. But we had a fucking blast. Where else are you going to see things all around you that are 4,500 years old? Where else can you glide along the river in exactly the same way people did thousands of years ago? And then there's the shopping. And I'm not a big shopping guy. But the bazaar is amazing. You can get any spice imaginable (and plenty of others you could never imagine). And the shopping for various Egyptian things. Ok--so for those who watched John Oliver and are going to scold about looting antiquities, please just keep scrolling. But yeah--there are dealers who will sell you legitimate Egyptian antiquities. If you're staying at the Four Seasons, you ask the concierge where to go and have him call ahead for you. Then the shopkeeper will take you to a back room, where they have all the really good stuff. You want a Middle Kingdom wooden tomb model of a river boat? Yeah--they got that. And it can be yours for not nearly as much as you think. I didn't buy anything--for one thing, clearing Customs with that kind of thing can be a challenge--but it was still very interesting to see.
  15. I got to hear the rant the first go-through, so let me refine it. We're talking about a chain--think Panera Bread. And the salads at these places are bland as fuck. They're just boring and plain and basic. Now, @Brisketexan blames the demand side of the curve. He hypothesizes that those salads are bland as fuck because that's what the customer wants. And when we're talking about salads at Panera Bread, the customer is your basic white female. That's not to say that a man won't order a salad. But let's not also pretend that food isn't gendered. If Mrs.LL and I are out to dinner and she orders a steak and I order a salad, most of the time the waiter is going to come back and set the steak in front of me and the salad in front of her. Yes, it's stupid. But yes, it's also a real thing. So in developing salads, Panera Bread (and Newk's and Modern Market and Zoe's Kitchen and every other similar place) is marketing for white women. From that, Brisket assumes that white women are to blame for their shitty bland salads. I might put forth a different hypothesis. I blame the accountants. The customer is the victim. From an accountant's standpoint, there are three ways to add flavor: (1) fat, (2) sugar, and (3) salt. All three are unhealthy, but all three are cheap as fuck. So if I'm an accountant who wants to make something healthy, I need to cut those three. The accountant can add some of the ingredients identified in this thread to make up for the flavor lost by cutting fat, sugar, and salt. The accountant could add herbs de Provence or shallot or fresh ginger. But guess what? Those are expensive. So instead of doing that, the accountant is going to add none of those, and persuade the customer base that in order for something to be healthy, it also has to be flavorless. And in this the American food industry has succeeded spectacularly. Americans are broadly convinced that something has to be unhealthy to taste good. And if something tastes good, then they're immediately suspicious of its nutritional and dietetic value. This is not a new thing. It's been going on for about three generations. And for the American food industry, it's been a fantastic success. So I think Brisket's wrong. The basic white woman isn't the perpetrator here; she's the victim. Along with the rest of us.
  16. Hong Kong is that way because if you're related to a Chinese dissident, they'll absolutely snatch you and hold you until your relative returns to face "justice." So if your dad was at Tiananmen Square and fled to Los Angeles, I think I'd definitely skip Hong Kong. And if you've written a bunch of shit critical of the PRC, they'll snatch you and give you a real rough time. And don't even think about posting shit on Twitter while you're there talking about how the PRC is killing Hong Kong. But for the average tourist who is going to go to Hong Kong, eat some food, take a ride on the Star Ferry, and hike up to the Peak (and post pictures of it all on Surly), you're unlikely to encounter any difficulty. And I think that's the real indicator of how dangerous America really is. I've been to several of those Level 3 countries. And I exercise exactly the same amount of caution I exercise in most of America, which is to say "extra." You have your head on a swivel, you're aware of the people around you, and you don't go around places that seem sketchy (because they are). You don't realize how attuned you are as an American to threats until they're gone. In Japan a couple weeks ago, Mrs.LL and I were running around the Shimbashi neighborhood around 11:00 PM eating and drinking. We started to make our way back to our hotel, and I started to lead us through a reasonably dark passageway underneath the train tracks. Now, in New York or Chicago, this kind of passageway would be an absolute no-go, and Mrs.LL grabbed my arm and said "Uh, no." I said "we're in Tokyo--c'mon." We went through, and . . . it took us about an hour to get to the other side because there was a cool 8-seat bar halfway through the passageway with a bartender who wanted to teach me all about shochu. It's really kind of a sad commentary on America. We live in a minor state of terror at all times. And we're so acclimated to it, we don't even notice.
  17. I think there's a lot of truth to that. But it's an interesting question. In a multi-party system, ideology is clearly at the center of partisan identification. But in a two-party system, it can play a somewhat less significant role. But the GQP seems to be testing the hypothesis that it can play no role whatsoever.
  18. That Level 3 is a real grab-bag, isn't it? You've got everything from Hong Kong (which I think is pretty safe so long as you (1) aren't related to a Chinese dissident, and (2) don't say anything negative about the PRC) to the Democratic Republic of Congo (which . . . no, I mean absolutely fucking not). To be clear--I'm not going to either Hong Kong or the DRC any time soon. But those two pretty damned different when it comes to safety for the average American tourist.
  19. Kids ride free on the Underground if they're 10 or younger. You just go to the wide ticket gate (the one you use if you have luggage), and the attendant will let you through. If you have older kids, make sure you get the Young Visitor Oyster Card, which gives you a 50% discount on their travel.
  20. I've got five of the seven. The last two I plan to knock out in a few years after the kids go to college and Mrs.LL and I can take a cruise down to Antarctica from BA.
  21. I use the term "gypsies" with a lowercase "G" because that's what they call them in Rome. Ethnographically, I don't know what they are. Maybe they're Roma, maybe they're Arabs or Turks or Sicilians. And I suspect it's a melange of all of them. I think to the Romans any dirty person who engages in petty criminality and is of a somewhat darker complexion than the average Roman is a "gypsy."
  22. You can also get an Oyster card through TfL's app and have it in your Apple wallet. I think that addresses that concern, and it's super-easy.
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