Jump to content

Longboard Horn

Full Members
  • Content Count

    4,099
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Longboard Horn last won the day on August 30 2018

Longboard Horn had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

3,356 Excellent

About Longboard Horn

Recent Profile Visitors

1,891 profile views
  1. While at work tonight, I’m serving 4 ladies who want a martini. Them: what do y’all use that vodka grapefruit that’s on your shelf for? Me: well... to drink I hope
  2. EuroCup 2020, think of the World Cup, but it's only a tournament for the European nations.
  3. Behold, a failed attempt at that stupid ring dunk turdition they have
  4. Don’t have a dog in this fight. Just glad the fucking patriots aren’t in the game.
  5. Longboard Horn

    Countryisms

    He/she’s pitchin a fit She’s meaner than a wet panther.
  6. Longboard Horn

    Countryisms

    Boy howdy Boy I tell ya (insert story) It’s hotter than a hot pocket
  7. After reading this thread, I’m going nowhere near Talladega.
  8. While sitting at lunch with @Bevojoe, his wife comes back to the table from the bathroom. His daughter: “there you are mama! I thought you were dead!”
  9. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/minnesota-tsa-agent-snapped-native-american-woman-s-braids-said-n1117726?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Recruiting ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Help ... For Sale ... Politics ... Board Discussion
×
×
  • Create New...